The South Philly IKEA has moved the soft serve upstairs. What is this shit
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I have to assume baggage handlers get paid a million dollars a year and that is why the Philly airport can only afford to employ like two of them.
The ice cream truck turning on the song when there is a line of people waiting makes me want to become the joker.
I need to “old man shakes fist” for a second, but it’s bad enough that every doctors’ waiting room has some godawful mid morning TV on that you can’t escape - I’m in an urgent care exam room with a TV. No remote or buttons. Just me and Gordon Ramsay holding up tubs of raw chicken.
Love that everyone in my neighborhood has to listen to *hours* of sermonizing today, because I guess the only volume is full volume. Religion is a lot of things but sometimes it’s just really gd annoying.
WIDOW’S BAY is like Gilmore Girls meets Midnight Mass. With a whiff of Gravity Falls and the X-Files. It’s weird and funny and eerie and scary. Hoping it keeps on doing what it’s doing because I like it a lot so far.
There are objectively worse people in the world (Hitler, Pol Pot, maybe others) but nothing activates a Pavlovian anger response in me more than adult men stealing home run balls from children
Guy drops a home run ball then takes it from a young girl
if you or a loved one has a strong case of hoagiemouth please record them saying “porter martone” for science
He's 19 btw.
If I hadn’t been trying out life as a mole person I would seen that goal. #flyers
I’m already having an amazing week in a number of ways and now my trolley is stuck underground for the foreseeable future so if the Flyers could just win, that would be awesome.
The joy has been sucked out of a hobby that was stressing me out but also bringing me joy and now it’s like, what do I do? Exercise? Clean? What do people do?
I am seeing people say that they *like* to spend time at airports, and, do they all have lounge access, is that it? Cause they are by and large not that nice.
Tortured myself by rewatching the last season of Veronica Mars and, if there was ever another entry, would it focus on the complete mental breakdown of Dick Casablancas?
Are the vlogger moms going to revolt now that Trump has said shit about learning disabilities?
Ok, I guess this is why. And what a messed up thing, how they dropped the news.
Ohhhhhh boy oh boy. people.com/sarah-michel...
I had actually managed to get vaguely psyched for this. Too bad, I wonder why… www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
Sarah Michelle Gellar says new Buffy the Vampire Slayer series ‘not moving forward’
Reports of the new iteration of the supernatural series first began in February 2025
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sports.yahoo.com/articles/tea... Gross Team USA, gross (and yes, I have been offline enough lately that this is the first I’m seeing of it)
Team USA’s gold medal MAGA celebration was everything the NHL has been trying to avoid
The NHL has spent years investing in inclusivity. One game changed that.
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If I have to log into your website three times to book an appointment, there’s a failure somewhere.
@velodev.cc and I found out super last minute that we had a free night on Valentines so we went to dinner and we got to be the couple that is super chill about the kitchen being backed up while the other tables are driving the server crazy, which is one of my favorite things to be.
I’m watching a TV show in the year 20-goddamn-26 that is spreading the lie that a woman can’t have a glass of wine while breastfeeding. The world hates women!
"Fight against being ass" is a message that more people need to receive, tbh
I think the Lincoln Lawyer might be building to a Party of Five-tinged moment crafted for my specific enjoyment. I do love this show.
I’m really enjoying this season of The Lincoln Lawyer but as someone who has tried to get money out of probate in California the prosecution’s theory as to motive is like the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.
Also, “heterosex”?
a woman is decorating a christmas tree with red and yellow ribbons
Alt: Annie Edison from Community stands in front of a Christmas tree and says “I’d say the whole word next time.”
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This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association. Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust. yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
If guys like this will say this shit right out loud, I don’t want to know anything about what they will say in private.
This is the Yale professor's explanation for why he described the physical attractiveness of a student in an email to Epstein. He explicitly says he regrets nothing about their association. Again, I'm so happy Yale hired David Brooks to restore trust. yaledailynews.com/articles/gel...
Just got a postal service notification that my delivery wasn’t attempted because of “interference by an animal”. I am just imagining some mail carrier absolutely terrified by a squirrel. I live on an urban residential street.
I think we just need to accept that Philly doesn’t deserve trolleys. We can’t handle it. We just want our streets to be parking lots so let’s do that instead.
Everything is fucking insane and a lot of it is shitty but I just need to take a second to stop and marvel at the fact that the two unknown actors from the little Canadian gay hockey player show are *Olympic torchbearers*, like once a millennium or so, the universe hands us one.
Huddling inside avoiding a few inches of snow and watching Alex Honnold climb an entire goddamn skyscraper.