I’ve turned creep on and one pedal off in the car to prep for driving an automatic next week and I HATE IT
Oliver
@oliverwhte.bsky.social
Quiet bat person / Honest Womble ✌️🖖 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
You know you’re at a pride event when you see another orange iPhone 17 Pro
We’re at Chester Pride and I have no idea what the fuck demographic they’re targeting????
Enjoying being nosey and seeing what wallpapers people have on their phones 🧐🧐🧐
More than half of my Copilot usage is asking “what the fuck does this actually say?” Because most of the emails I get from colleagues are the ramblings of mad people.
Woke up at 04:30 because some X-Files creature tried to kill me in the Scrubs hospital in a dream how’s your morning going
The iOS 27 beta has been stable for me except this one new bug in messages that’s driving me to insanity
Upgraded to AppleCare one and I’ve been inundated with emails overnight
Christ you know you’re in for a rollercoaster when The Fray starts to play in Scrubs
Took too much preworkout and I can feel my pulse in my ear cartilage
Yes that’s a model class 57, Rio-grande brick model and aperol backpack why do you ask?
One of those people dressed as plants jumped out at us yesterday and thankfully I didn’t squeal but I did clench a fist
Proving the muscles aren’t for display purposes only by putting some heavy suitcases in the luggage racks for some teenage girls
Out of curiosity how do I mute someone on here without them knowing?
In a car park: Me: do you think if I beep the horn now that child would cry Rhys: yes
Here’s one for you microsoft, let me add notes to an email in my inbox. Like a little post-it against the email I snoozed form last month until today saying why
Just shouted at a taxi driver and called him a “stupid fuck who can’t read” because he turned into a no entry
Ok but how did “pizza in Warrington” end up being a night out inn canal street????