Anyone else think of that Hamilton song “Cabinet Battle #1” with the line “You don’t have the votes” upon learning that Blanche just got Scaramucci’d?
Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚@bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 6d agoTodd Blanche, the presidential fluffer, just got Scaramucci’d until after midterms. There is no honor amongst rancidickbags or something like that
The Jimothy theme song’s got a good beat & you can vibe to it
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Alt: Jay Z vibes to Jimothy song
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer@mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 2w agoHave you guys heard about Jimothy, the raccoon who was born with a shortened spine? He's famous in Seattle and, as of late, worldwide. Someone created a theme song for him, and it's awesome. I love this little fella. I might start calling my dog Libby (Mooch) "Libbothy."😆
I know this image is, most likely, AI generated slop but I don’t care…it’s fawking hilarious! Apparently McBride’s argument that the Taint bros can’t be extradited because the UK charges were politically motivated isn’t going to fly because their crimes were violent. I hope they enjoy prison.
@hospicerocks.bsky.social · 2w agoChao: “The senator’s health did not warrant an immediate return to the U.S.” Narrator: “Yeah, because he’s dead.”
MiraMacL@miramira.bsky.social · 4w agoYep. People magazine also noted that Mitch McConnell’s Wife Elaine Chao went to China three days after he was hospitalized. people.com/mitch-mcconn...
I am literally reading playboy for the articles How much we've slipped as a society that playboy is the only one making salient points about how the oversexualization of everything is actually the manifestation of sexual repression, mostly by conservatives and a lack of feminism
Playboy@playboy.com · last mo.For all its porniness, Love Island represents one oft-repeated sentiment about today’s culture: everything is sexual, but nothing is actually sexy.
I don’t know what the fancy pants pals of Vanky & her waxy husband are into, but I for one would not be keen on motoring my multi-million dollar yacht to the Gorge of Hell that’s filled with underwater explosives. 💣💥
OliverRupert@olivierrupert.bsky.social · 2mo agoNearly 300,000 people are protesting and shutting down #Albania capitol Tirana, over the Trump/Kushner land deal set to destroy valuable coastal ecosystem. MEANWHILE in America, people are just accepting $5/gallon gas. #AlbaniaProtests #FightFascism #Oligarchy apnews.com/article/alba...
WTF of the day: Grimes & her dodgy friend Aella are holding an AI bootcamp in Berkeley, CA from July 1-31st. The last question on the application form is “If you had to have sex with a cow, would you rather it be dead or alive? Why?” Answering the cow question is mandatory. plzdontkillus.com
plzdontkillus - creator bootcamp
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He’s not doing nothing, he’s…ummm…deploying!
Dutchy Patrick@dutchiepatrick.bsky.social · 3mo agoOMG, the head of the FBI doing nothing. This screams STAGED….
They say Zsolt Hegedus, an orthopedic surgeon, will be Hungary’s next Health Minister but perhaps he should be the Minister of Joy & Good Vibes? 😃
Frances Lievens@franceslievens.bsky.social · 4mo agoDance like no-one’s watching? Nah, dance like you’re Szolt Hegedus celebrating his party’s election win in Hungary.
Yesterday, whilst touring the Villa Farnesina in Roma, I happened upon a painting of “La Giaconda Nuda” (left) whose perky tatas (which I’ve covered for modesty & whatnot), reminded me of fElon’s. When I returned to my hotel, I was compelled to Muskify “La Giaconda” for shits & giggles (right). Heh
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
A new world awaits you in the off-world colonies! BAG RUNNER! 😃
e.w. niedermeyer@niedermeyer.online · 4mo agoBAGNAROK BECKONS
don't look back in anger... look forward in anger, by thinking about what you're going to do to the guy who killed all this
The Verge@theverge.com · 5mo ago20 years ago today, Jack Dorsey posted the first tweet. A lot has happened since then, and Twitter isn't really Twitter anymore, literally and figuratively. That's why we created an archive to preserve the funniest, weirdest, and most memorable tweets in the site's tumultuous history.
An article about the Metazombies in Zpace pilot! 😃 www.thepunksite.com/news/metazom...
"Metazombies In Zpace" Pilot Episode Lands - ThePunkSite.com
Punk rock meets outer space in Metazombies in Zpace, a new animated cartoon series that just wrapped production of its pilot episode. The show features a motley crew of punk rock zombies who travel fr...
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