I am now opening Ben Tennyson Ice Removal Services.

Loudly sipping his smoothie. He's back and more annoying than ever.

" Interesting... So... this dungeon thing; Is it holding you against your will? I'm a hero of sorts, and you seem to be an expert on it. "

Thistle the Mad Mage@hiddenmelodies.bsky.social · 4mo ago

“What do you mean? As in my method for when I leave my dungeon? It is sort of like a magical projection of myself. I can make it advanced enough to have physical interactions, so theoretically I could have a “smoothie”.”

" Oh. Is it like... a space that has some kind of flexible connection to individuals within it? Well, if you ever find yourself on the outside, and want to share a smoothie and check out the Moon above the clouds; Look me up! "

Thistle the Mad Mage@hiddenmelodies.bsky.social · 4mo ago

“I have not been able to leave my dungeon until recently when I figured out a way I can leave for short periods of time. It is quite complex and risky so I do not do it much.”

Sipping his drink. " ... Did you want to see it? Like... I'm sorta just asking what's stopping you? "

Thistle the Mad Mage@hiddenmelodies.bsky.social · 4mo ago

“I haven’t seen the moon for a thousand years…”

" Oh shit was it now. " Histocially would be late to his own funeral.

" Yepp— Going stag? "

|| Faeborne ||: Side tangent, but Ben gets the wildest relationship potientals thrown at him throughout Omniverse, like I love Julie and Kai, but they're not his top tier options.

Shrude, I'll be back later. When drinking won't look like I have a problem. .... I don't by the way.

We all have a list of Exs we'd consider calling this time of year.... .... Should I? .... No.

. . . No trust for a hero? Okay, ya got me on that one.

What if... my girlfriend isn't here because she lives on another planet?

... Well... Hm, maybe we should have discussed that more. ( Has no idea what happened, but oof. )

𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 9mo ago

<- Never experienced so much pain as last time she saw a green star.

( He... Thought he was being helpful. ) Ahh... Hope that worked! ( Shifting back into his normal form. )

𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 9mo ago

[Speeding the fuck awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!]

( Turning his Watch, he'd press down on an Atomic Alien. ) Atomix! Now... Let us see! Nuclear-fusion! ( This form being overly dramatic held up its handsformingthe small sun in his hands, shining the greenish light directly towards the other. )

𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 9mo ago

That would A LOT!

Would— Like a mini sun that has the whole radiation work fine for ya? I can do that.

𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 9mo ago

That is what the chair is for!

Do ya just need like— Sunlight?

𝑮𝒊𝒓𝒍 𝒐𝒇 𝑺𝒕𝒆𝒆𝒍@karawot.bsky.social · 9mo ago

This is getting ridiculous. I planned to let myself heal for a day before fucking off to the sun, but nah, I have to get ragdolled and get even more fucked. Gotta prank call my cousin to make sure he isn't in his fortress and steal that little healing chair of his.

Shifting back, he took his normal adult human form— not even fully six foot tall. " Damnit... I liked the owner down here. " Grumpy Ben noises.

Momments after the grumpy hero tossed a Kaiju back into the ocean like he was skipping a stone. " Next time— Don't wreck my favorite beach smoothie shop, ya over grown frog. "

" Oh cool— a hero. Suppose I should meet them— " But... she announced herself when he was in line to try a new flavor of smoothie. Ahhh... they could wait.

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𝙇𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙎𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚@nocturnalophelia.bsky.social · 9mo ago