“Let's-a see if there's anything new to experience in the Mushroom Kingdom this week!”

“Could that happen this week if I ask very politely...?”

“And without-a your paintbrush or your Clown Car, you're just a little Koopa with a few spikes who can spit fire! NOTHING I couldn't handle!!”

“I don't really like-a Halloween and would love to ignore it, but... WHAT should my costume be if I were to celebrate it?”

“... Could I get a new game now?”

“I should enjoy this month before everyone dresses up as a ghost again-a...”

“You know, I WAS looking forward to Halloween before YOU of all people reminded me of it... ...Now I'm-a not looking forward to it anymore.”

𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘽𝙤𝙤@undeadroyalty.bsky.social · last wk.

@onejumpman.bsky.social "Are you excited for Halloween? The trees are losing their green. So should you. Haunting season is just nearrrr."

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𝕀'𝕄 𝔸 𝕃𝕆𝕊𝔼ℝ, 𝔹𝔸𝔹𝔼@webbedplumber.bsky.social · last wk.

𝐁𝐄𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐃 "𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔"

“You don't scare me all that much-a without your dad, kiddo!”

“DOES THAT LOOK THREATENING?!”

“The more of my enemies show up here, the more careful I should-a be...”

“IN WHAT DIMENSION WOULD THAT HAVE-A BEEN FUNNY FOR ME?!”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“NUH UH. IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS FOR BOTH OF US!!!”

“Are you sure about that...? I don't know, I think I'd have to redesign my hat so it would match the eyebrows better... AND I LOVE MY CURRENT HAT TOO MUCH-A!!”

Cosmos@lovingvillainy.bsky.social · 2w ago

"Usually I ain't the one to help people, but I just can't NOT say it... Grow those eyebrows thicker. That'll make you look tougher. In a funny way."

“Maybe I should work on my appearance... I can't keep coming across-a like a scaredy-cat!”

“IT WOULD HAVE ONLY BEEN FUNNY FOR YOU!!”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Damn it was worth a shot… It would’ve been really funny though”

‟ Give her an ‧ ‧ ‧ ᴜɴғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴀʀ ᴅᴏᴏʀ ' ⨟ an unanswered question 𝗢𝗥 ❜ a path nobody else dared to follow and she'd already be halfway there's “.

𝕮𝑶𝑹𝑨𝑳𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝕵𝑶𝑵𝑬𝑺.@muddybooots.bsky.social · 2w ago

⊹ ⟆ 𝐃𝐎𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐄𝐑 🐈̷ 𝅄 ₓ .

“I think the life of a marketable plushie is the one I like the best after all.”

“Let me think reeaally hard about whether I’d let myself-a be sold... Hmm... ...No.”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Luigi cmon… Turn yourself into a Lego so I can sell you… Please?” He says with googly eyes

“I don't know about-a that... I think I'd rather hunt ghosts in abandoned mansions for money than sell myself as a Lego hostage... At least I already have experience hunting ghosts!”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Yeah… Not my fault you turned into a Lego dude! I mean I could consign you to a Bricks and Minifigs, then when you’re stolen from me I can fight to get you back and get millions of views on the internet and then sooner or later they’ll settle and we’ll make millions… …Yknow what? Let’s do it!”

“That's-a it. My life is over.”

[ 𝕆𝕟𝕖 𝕁𝕦𝕞𝕡 𝕄𝕒𝕟 ]@onejumpman.bsky.social · 2w ago

“DOES THAT MEAN I LOSE ALL MY HUMAN RIGHTS AS SOON AS I'M-A TURNED INTO A LEGO?!”

“So I’m going to be bought-a, lose my rights, get abducted and stolen by other people, AND be dragged into a court case?! THAT IS A TERRIBLE LIFE!!”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“… Actually yeah! You ever heard of the $200,000 Lego scandal?! Bricks and Minifigs totally stripped away a guy’s freedom of speech with corrupt cops and stuff! … So yeah”

“DOES THAT MEAN I LOSE ALL MY HUMAN RIGHTS AS SOON AS I'M-A TURNED INTO A LEGO?!”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“When you’re a minifigure, technically not!”

“I AM SO BAD-A AT LOOKING MENACING!!”

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‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ☆ ‎ ‎ ‎ 𝑀IRROR’s 𝑆HADOW .ᐟ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎@shatteredshadcws.bsky.social · 3w ago

“Iiii don't really think my Poltergust would work-a on any Ghost Type Pokémon...”

Ribbon, the Friendly Sylveon & Friends@ribbonsylveon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Liko: Ghost hunting? Well, as long as you're not hurting any Ghost Type Pokémon. 😅

“Believe me, that's no lie...” [Luigi takes a few steps forward, his hands crackling with electricity born of rage.] “...that is a promise. And as soon as that promise is kept, you will regret-a your statement!!”

★ 𝓜𝓡. 𝓟𝓤𝓩𝓩𝓛𝓔𝓢 .ᐟ.ᐟ@puzzlesvision.bsky.social · 2w ago

“ Pftt—HAH! Hahahaha!! “ Puzzles bursts out laughing, a little laugh track playing from his speakers could also be heard amongst his own laughter. “ Oh please! That is hilarious! There is no need to lie to yourself now, my dear! You’re just making yourself seem foolish! “

“I'M-A PRETTY SURE THAT'S ILLEGAL!!”

(Ryan) ELDRIC MAGNAVOX@eldricthewizard.bsky.social · 2w ago

“IM GONNA PACKAGE YOU UP AND SELL YOU ON EBAY”

Name: Omega Species: Nuntius Lapsus Vacui Age: 26 human years (42 in species years) Gender: Hermaphrodite Height: 16.7 meters (top of sail) 12.1 meters (back) Length: 21.3 meters (23 meters including horns and tail spikes) Weight: 14 metric tons -

“THEY TURNED ME INTO A MARKETABLE LEGO MINIFIGURE!!”