[ a bunch of kraangdroids are hitting the gangnam style in a circle in a random new york alleyway . WHO the hell taught them that . 😭 ]

kraang is looking that which is known as handsome today .

hello, one known as xever montes .

booyah .

kraang thinks the one known as chris bradford is that which is called a bad boy .

one known as chris bradford, your mother .

yes, one known as ekaterina koshkarov . the way kraang speaks is that which is called fun and awesome .

no .

you know what you did to kraang, one known as chris bradford .

no . kraang thinks the one known as chris bradford is that which is called a bitch 👺

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 2w ago

do NOT prepare the laser blaster .

kraang does not appreciate the tone that has been used by the one known as chris bradford .

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · 2w ago

do these blobs ever shut UP

kraang has returned .

your mother .

haha . kraang is that which is known as funny

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ@hitechthief.bsky.social · 2w ago

DON'T YOU SPEAK ON MY MAMA YO

one known as anton zeck,

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓑𝑬𝑩𝑶𝑷 .ᐟ@hitechthief.bsky.social · 2w ago

what the HELL is that thing yappin' about

that which is known as AWESOME is that which krang is being .

KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG KRAANG

SQRRRUEEEEEEE ──

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · last mo.

[ bradford yanks it BACK out and tries to squish it . 😭🙏 ]

[ after a few beeps, the creature finally replies . ] kraang thinks the one known as chris bradford is that which one would call " a bitch ass motherfu " ──

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · last mo.

[ he GROANS and shoves it back inside . ]

[ IT STARTS SQUEALING . it can't reply to him without its body .... 😔 ]

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · last mo.

[ he YANKS the poor kraang out of its body . ] you wanna try that again, you slimey wad of chewing gum .ᐣ

elysia 🩷 I CAN'T the kraang are so fucking funny

kraang does not appreciate the tone which is the tone of the one known as chris bradford's voice . preparing the weapon known as " laser bIaster " .

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · last mo.

well, OBVIOUSLY i'm not placey, ya idiot .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ

do not question kraang, earthling mutant known as chris bradford . it is placey . you are not placey .

── 𝕽𝐀𝐇𝐙𝐀𝐑.@rahzared.bsky.social · last mo.

how is a place placey .

kraang is going to the place which is called the place . this place is very placey .

💅✨️

elysia 🩷 no one like or rt the temp pinned on this acc ever the 6 7 ratio is perfect for kraang 💀

kraang's membrane is that which is known as wrinkly .

KRAANG HAS RETURNED .

💅✨️