recent news making me wonder if everyone who has ever expressed interest in me was only doing it because I'm the billionaire ceo of a geopolitically significant company
not sure if this is a desert badger or a beach badger, either way 👍
Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 3d ago
did it again even though my overall performance has declined considerably in the past week
brian@onioncereal.bsky.social · 2w agogot the chess. com daily puzzle on the first try, that never happens
for some reason when I was a kid a bunch of my friends thought it was important to know that dendrophiliac means someone who has sex with trees
herodotus vindicated yet again..when will people stop being surprised
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 5d agoScientists ran a drug test on hair found in a 2,800-year-old burial mound in Siberia. It came back positive for pot.
I miss living in a place where stuff is open 24 hours a day. grocery shopping at 2-3 am >>>
been feeling bad in a different way for the past few days, gotta mix it up
quickly closing the rolling door as soon as the last getaway vehicle makes it into the warehouse hideout
rax ‘levon honkers’ king@raxkingisdead.bsky.social · last wk.yall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going
dreamed that I was dating a cat shapeshifter, she kept staying in her cat form and I was like ok..can you turn back into a human please
I know it's not good to think about this stuff but while checking my dms I noticed I caught a puzzling block on here. ultimately fine with me because I've already been trying to avoid seeing their posts for a long time
got the chess. com daily puzzle on the first try, that never happens
not sure if this is one of them but in the ussr they made thermoelectric radios with like a gas burner or a part you stuck into a fire that generated electricity from the heat, for use in areas that hadn't been electrified yet. pretty cool
USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2w agoListening to the radio at the Red Teahouse. Uzbek SSR, 1931.
here's to 9 months of feeling like a freshly gutted fish every day
had another dream like this, kinda weird because I pretty much don't think about it otherwise and it's been the least difficult part of my life lately
brian@onioncereal.bsky.social · 2mo agodreamed that I got drunk and was like "damn I didn't even make it 6 months, guess I'll just finish the bottle and start over"
replaced a shower head yesterday so I'm thinking about cashing these in later
brian@onioncereal.bsky.social · 3y ago1 minor home repair = 4 hours of drinking iced coffee on the couch
my niece was a spider and my nephew was the grim reaper & he kept telling everyone he didn't have a scythe because it broke
it's a little cloudy but I saw a fireball meteor that was bright enough to shine through
had a concha for breakfast yesterday and now I kinda wish I had another one
mars is out at this time of night, it's so much redder than anything else in the sky