future anthropologists recognizing that Jesus was believed to be the first being as evidenced by his symbol, the default pose
open can of brainworms 🥫🧠🪱
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i post with my heart critical care paramedic, landlord classicide stan, terminally online shitposter "a future is not given to you. it is something you must take for yourself." "at the end of everything, hold on to anything." *no worries*
lol, Nier Automata timeline continues apace
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 13h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
often I am reminded of Patrul Rinpoche teaching on the love of a mother being proven by the fact that infants are helpless and disgusting like hideous bugs that nobody could possibly like, but still a mother will care for it, feed it and so on
Claire Zagorski, MSc, EMT-P@clairezagorski.bsky.social · 3d agoGood morning, this is what a fetus looks like on MRI. (Those are tooth buds!)
hearing lots of whoops in bigfoot territory these guys must be really clumsy
"rolling back" in this scenario surely means "making available only to state actors" Google Earth is simply no longer usable as a source of information.
Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 5d agoThat was fast. Google sent me a statement saying it is now “rolling back“ this AI feature after our demonstration and others from OSINT researchers www.404media.co/google-earth...
I don't know who needs to hear this right now so I can only hope it reaches the right person, but, remember: walls made of drywall are no walls at all.
Tang dynasty ass pivot from Taoism to Buddhism
Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social · 7d agoEven the rich immortality guy is giving up
devout Buddhist failing the class on child development because they refuse to acknowledge object permanence
bodhisattva who remembers their commitments to sentient beings after seeing "Thunder Gun Express"
oh boy I drank too much tea just before bed and played Pokemon and now I will not sleep at a reasonable hour And it could happen to you!!!
Hulknation No breathing No give a fuck that my dog is left grieving
@ob-in-nc.bsky.social · last yr.🎶CUT HULKSTER INTO PIECES, THIS IS HIS LAST REQUEST🎶
Jolly Green Giant and Kool aid Man defensive core, Little Caesar and Burger King for damage. Chef Boyardee is slept on but I'm not sure how strong he is in this meta, you've gotta build around him entirely I think
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 2w agoThings aren't great, let's have some fun
Stabbed To Death Outside San Juan by the Mountain Goats
Sophia_Nyx 🏳️⚧️@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w agoName a song where someone dies/is murdered.
considering adopting a classic unhinged move, like opening envelopes by ripping off the side
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When you think of it, protracted posting war is intolerant and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper SocDem movement should seek to abolish it.
"the government should provide gender affirming care!" The monkey's paw curls.......
Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 3w agoHegseth now wants taxpayers to pay to give testosterone injections to troops to make them better warfighters.
me at 2:12am going back for more dragon treasure
in the grimbright future of 2030, swat teams disperse "right to night" protestors using those bigass flood lamps
Sara R. Fagerlie, PhD, CHCP@cancercommunicator.com · 3w ago"the American Astronomical Society said the endeavor cannot be considered to serve the public interest and would waste taxpayer $ by wrecking the work of federally funded astronomical facilities even as it brought untold risks to people and wildlife" Gift article. www.nytimes.com/2026/07/10/c...
it's so fascinating seeing the Democrats do homage gymnastics to pay respects to this dead dude while the Republicans are maneuvering into position to tear each other apart like crabs fighting over the husk of his vacated seat really provides insight into how the two parties operate
my partner just tried to get a 5 year old with the old "how do you eat an elephant?" joke but was not prepared for the answer "first you take the skin off, then you spend the whole day eating it"
guys you can't really cycle through to rebirth in 12 hours, there's no way the Shapiro kid can be Lindsey Graham it's obviously Mitch
had a dream where I was a Catholic priest and I forgot how to say mass. This is fucked up because I'd much rather be naked in public than be Catholic Why can't I just be normal
my transformation to a monoghost Pokemon trainer is exactly where gym leaders come from in universe. Competitors get washed up and commit to a monotype gimmick for the bit because they can't hang seriously anymore. The league sees this and makes them a gym leader.
The US hitting a bridge in Iran and crowing like it's a big deal because in the US it would take years just to secure a bid for a contract to start cleaning up the old bridge, whereas in real countries rebuilding a bridge is like a 2 week job.