A failed trust fall. Dankeschön, Robby, for trusting me. Entschuldigung, @biggrizz64.bsky.social , for trusting me. But you can trust me about one thing: I'll be at Laugh & Hip-Hop at Club Tane in Redford. 📍 15414 Telegraph Rd, Redford, MI 🗓 Friday, Aug 7 ⏰ 9:00 PM 🎟 $20 Hope to see you there!

Monday Migration. This is the official Migration Promotion. If you like what I do, don't just follow me here. Every follow helps. Every view supports my comedy. Every share introduces me to someone new. Thank you for your cooperation. All destinations: linktr.ee/kolossus

Michigan friends: My comedy week starts Wednesday with a FREE clean comedy show at Michigan Moonshine Distillery & BBQ. 7:30 PM. Come say hi! #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #StandUp #Comedy #OnlyFons

My pug Kooper installed a Flock camera. 📷💩 That joke accidentally sent me down a very weird rabbit hole. Here’s Episode 3 of My Pug Gives a 💩. What should Kooper investigate next? #SketchComedy

This reel is from Dr. Grins. Tomorrow I'll be at the West Michigan Italian Festival with a completely different, family-friendly set. 🇮🇹 The evil jokes stay home. The Italian stories, German observations & Midwest adventures come with me. 4:30–6:00 PM • Byron Center #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy

💩 My Pug Kooper Gives a 💩 #2 Today's little surprise: an AI data center. Kooper thinks it's his best work yet. I'm just the guy carrying the poop bags. Good PooPoo, Kooper. #SketchComedy #AI #Datacenter

Canadian smoke, German anxiety and braided Bavarian family trees—OnlyFons had a wonderful time at Balancing the Humors in Kalamazoo. 🇩🇪🎤 The show raised over $150 for Doctors Without Borders! Which joke wins the carousel? 👇😂 #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy

Political satire writes itself these days. This clip is from Balancing the Humors, a benefit show supporting mental health and wellness initiatives through Doctors Without Borders. Mental health deserves compassion. Power deserves scrutiny. #StandUpComedy #PoliticalComedy

Double feature tonight.* *Translation: two open mics. My career isn’t that successful yet. 😅 🎤 7:30 PM — Bold Cigar Lounge 🎤 8:00 PM — Dr. Grins If you wanna support my comedy: ☕ buymeacoffee.com/onlyfons #StandUpComedy #GrandRapids

Nothing says Midwest summer like looking outside and wondering if someone is smoking 8 million witches… or briskets. 🌫️🔥🇨🇦 #StandUpComedy #GrandRapids #Michigan #WildfireSmoke #CanadianWildfires

I've noticed a certain... visual trend lately. So I asked my most loyal follower: "Kooper... make AI flyer." He gave it his best. At this point I'm honestly not sure which flyers are his anymore. 🐶💩 #Comedy #Pug

West Michigan roll call 👋 Who's joining me tonight? 📍 Chicago Beef Joint, Grand Rapids 🕖 7 PM 🎟️ Free If you're in Grand Rapids, Holland, Muskegon, Kalamazoo, Grand Haven, Wyoming, Kentwood, or nearby, come laugh with us. Reply with your town if you're coming. #StandUpComedy #WestMichigan

“… maybe the real explosive diarrhea was, taking down some of the worst regime-cronies along the way…” Mitch & Lindsey & The Big One #ShortSevereIllness

My Dog Kollette doing the pragmatic thing, taking up the responsibility all of us have and interacts with the great and very alive Mitch McConnell! Give this Man some Peace, (to rest in it)! #MAGA #Cult #MitchMcConnell

Comedy writing is basically scientific research. Yesterday’s results: ✅ Some jokes worked. 💣 Some completely bombed. 😈 Some got called “NASTY!” Next Show: 🎳Kingpin of Comedy🏆 Competition on Sunday! If you’re in Grand Rapids or West Michigan, come vote. Free show. #StandUpComedy

Achievement unlocked: FULL DADDY MODE 🪵🛶🇺🇸 Includes: ✔️ Chopping wood ✔️ Paddle board crack ✔️ Fireworks ✔️ Questionable athleticism #Comedy #Summer #PureMichigan #FourthOfJuly #Vacation

Pride Month is over. Good thing YouTube doesn't have a 30-day limit. 🌈 Here's my A and I and AI joke from the Out Loud Comedy Festival. Full set is now on YouTube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhoW... #StandUpComedy #Pride #Queer

Saturdays show “That’s a Choice” at Water Tower Distillery in Ypsilanti in 58 s.. 🍻🎤 Yes… the first joke is about that water tower. 🌭😅 But then it’s 50-ish seconds of getting worse. 🤷🏻‍♂️😂 Very mustachio. Definitely NSFW. 🌭🇩🇪🧔🏻 So please repost. 😈 #StandUpComedy #Comedy #NSFW #SelfRoast #Comedian

Tonight in Ypsilanti: See me super-gaying in the Water Tower Distillery ! #Comedy #Showcase #Standup #Ypsilanti

Tonight - Back at Brewery Outre for some funny Shenanigans . Come on by - have a laugh! #StandUp #Kalamazoo #Michigan

My husband bought me these poop bags for my birthday. I laughed far more than any grown adult should. Go poo-poo! 🐶🐕‍🦺💩 Tomorrow: first show in Ypsilanti. Hopefully my comedy is as mature as my birthday gifts.

As a chunky German bear, every stage entrance is technically a miracle. PARKOUR! ...cake will be served! 🎂 Live this Saturday: @ That's A Choice Comedy Showcase,Ypsilanti. 🕢 7:30 PM 🎟️ Free show All Info: www.alfonsmueller.com #StandUpComedy #MichiganComedy #Ypsilanti #Comedy #Parkour

Pride Month 🌈 is almost over. So naturally I started imagining a Pride Celebration for the unfunny majority of Culture Warriors. It gets worse from there. 😬 4 shows. 1 joke. Dozens of bad ideas. #StandUpComedy #PoliticalComedy

🍕🎤 TONIGHT IN KALAMAZOO 🎤🍕 Pizza Party Comedy at Old Dog Tavern. Free comedy. Free pizza slices. A room full of people making perfect use of a Thursday night. Show starts at 8 PM. Come hungry. #StandUpComedy #KalamazooComedy #MichiganComedy #PizzaPartyComedy #LiveComedy

Apparently some people celebrate major career achievements by discussing Michelle Obama’s genitals. 🤦‍♂️ Live Wednesday • Comedy at River City • River City Saloon • 9 PM • Grand Rapids🎤 #StandUpComedy #GrandRapidsComedy #UFC #AMAB

A clip from the Cassopolis Comedy Festival. Turns out a small Bavarian village and the United States have very different ideas about celebrating anniversaries. 🇩🇪🇺🇸 Tonight: 📍 The Comedy Project 🕖 7 PM #StandUpComedy #ComedyClip #MichiganComedy #GermanComedian #GrandRapids

Mac’s Monday Comedy Night – Lansing Trying out 7 minutes of new comedy tonight at Mac’s Bar. Mid #Pride Fatigue Set🎤

Tonight Show im Douglas, MI - near #Saugatuck: Have the Sunday Scaries but Queer! Woosah, Douglas, MI 7th June - 7:00 pm With me in Old Men Drag! Tickets: 🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/catch-of-t...

🎤Cassopolis Comedy Festival recap: I spent my 1-minute Comedy Rumble set defending beer bellies, swim rings, and corn-fed daddies. Big laughs. 3rd place. No regrets. 🛟 Keep swiping. Not all the wobbling in this carousel comes from the big boys. #StandUp #Comedy #Musclechub 2/2

🎤Cassopolis Comedy Festival recap: I spent my 1-minute Comedy Rumble set defending beer bellies, swim rings, and corn-fed daddies. Big laughs. 3rd place. No regrets. 🛟 Keep swiping. Not all the wobbling in this carousel comes from the big boys. 1/2 #StandUp #Comedy #Musclechub