Haven't shaved or trimmed my beard in almost two full months and my face is so fucking sweaty bro it would be terrible if there was someone sitting next to me for me to rub the fur sweat into their neck while I use it like a chew toy 😳😳👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Need someone making out with my wet dog dick instead of my pillow

They got femboy twinks throwing it back on the corner in Roku City

Have I said I fuckin love bein a dog lately cuz it's true

BARK. Finished my work for the week and I gotta get my run in at the lake before the rain comes back tonight. Sniff and lick the sweat off me when I get home puppy?

Who wanna get rammed by a ram while it thunders outside?

I need sweaty mutt ass in my face in the next half hour or I might actually genuinely die

I wanna hump my little brother's butt

I know a lot of you bottoms that follow me still really like top ass so here's a Friday gift 😘

Yeah I can already tell my post-nut shower is gonna hit like crack later cuz today has been ASS and not even a fat one 😤😤😤

When your older bro is a breeder and shoots those BIG loads.

Compact Dad@onlyrams.bsky.social · 2y ago

First bluesky breeder load let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dad's sick so who wanna get coughed all over real sloppy style while you take care of me?

Giving you a belly bulge with my bull load and then hugging your tummy real tight and just whispering into your belly button "I can't wait to be your dad"

Also happy summer solstice especially to my Cancer suns, love y'all too 🫰🫰🫰

I appreciate all the father's day well wishes babes, dad loves ya 😘😘😘

BARK. Morning run was great earlier!

Today I think I'll take the edibles that make me kiss my little bros on the mouth and then breed them

First bluesky breeder load let's fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hey bro I promise it's chill if you just wanna use me for my penis

Telling the group chat I'm rubbing one out when what I'm really doing is pressing the palms of my fingers on both sides of my nose so hard I lose consciousness to stop myself from sneezing

Pent up ram alert

Say what you will about Bojack Horseman but hearing Will Arnett's voice in Bojack's dad telling that lady "coax it out of my sheathe" did permanently alter my brain chemistry

Everyone's got that cringe older bro that's known for trying to stick his dick in literally whatever he can find

Broooooooooo my dick won't let me get anything done it just wants to shoot precum

You know it's bad when your dad has to take his fucktoys with him on his errands cuz he already knows he's gonna be dealing with one untenable erection before he even makes it home to own your hole instead

I just wanna bang horns with my goat bros mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Gear stayed on while I slept and now I'm rarin' to go

Wish I was waking up to lil bro riding my beard 😵‍💫😵‍💫😩😩😩