dad & ☀️ bonding

i be bored af & my phone dry af so i bother my lil bro while he on the game.

coach be giving me a ride home after practice & since him & pops go way back he tilt coach that i don’t have to come straight home. he smiled at that & ever since then coach been opening me up & flooding my shit cause pops like sloppy seconds.

teaching my ☀️ how to drive with distractions on the road.

moms never ask me why i’m always going to her gay brother house more than the other one. she knew how close we were but didn’t at the same time. i be trying to get that mf pregnant frfr.

my unc & i got lit at his crib, bout 2 bottles & bout 4 blunts in. he’ll hey to lookin at me & say i remind him a lot of my pops back in the day. i asked wym & that mf said “you look like you got good dick. your pops had good dick nephew.”

my homie known in the group to fuck anything walking. he hmu & asked to credit some bud from me & i told him he good if he let me know what that hole feel like. Mans told me i’m the last one out of the homies to smash.

ik my unc gone see this with all these security cameras around. but idgaf & neither did cuzzo when we got back to his crib lit ad after the club.

told my daughter bf that we ain’t ready for no grandkids. better bring that dick to me if you wanna get off frfr.

when my sister bd & i started fuckin around, he was nervous af bout getting caught. but as many times as he done caught her cheating, he don’t be giving af no more.

i asked my unc to come pick me up from work & he said you know i got you nephew. when i get outside, he in the backseat talkin bout he know i ain’t got no gas money but i can pay him the other way. i bout a 3.5 with the dub i had for him in my pocket. 🤷🏾‍♂️

ever since my son came out, our father & son dates look a little differently. i love him just the same though.

anytime i get into a relationship, my step pops makes me send them this video. no explanation, no apology. he said they can get with the program of being second hand or they can kick rocks.

my ☀️ thinks that when he get suspended, he just gone lounge around the house & not do shit all day. nah mf, idk what yo mama do over there, but over here you gone do something. come find me after you take that trash out, ungrateful mf.

my ☀️ coach & i went to school together & we fw each other but got out of touch. so whenever i’m late on the payments for my son football shit, he’ll step in & pay for it. we meet up at the spot we used back in school for his payback.

my girl stay leaving her fruity ass☀️ around me. since he wanna be a bitch so bad, i make him my bitch when she not around.

my girl know i be needing her to take care of my morning wood but she be taking the early shifts so i just go find her lil bro cause ik he gone eat me up every time.

when my mom leave me alone with her gay best friend, he be flirting with me & shit so this time i told him to chill before i sit on his face frfr. he didn’t stop.

as a coach i encourage all my students to make good grades. & stay outta trouble. i got one now that had a hard life growing up, started in a gang & i spent a lot of one on one time with him. he’s now one of my best athletes & top students in his class.

we knew mom was gonna take forever in the store so pops pulled down the road to another parking lot & told me to whip my meat out.

my pops asked me to drive his homie to the crib cause he was too drunk. when we got there he asked me to help him to the kitchen table & told me to fire up that blunt he had on the counter. he told me to come puff on some else when i passed it to him. he was too fine to say no to.

when i got ready to walk off from the family to go smoke, my favorite unc caught up with me. “nephew, what’s up? why you ain’t bring no girl?” “i’m gay unc, you know that.” “you right, you right. you gone let me hit that again?” “me or the blunt?” “both of em.”

my neighbor ☀️ be home alone when he get home from football practice so he come over by my crib so i can lick him clean.

my pops homie always ask me to ride to the store with him when him & pops run out of beer. pops don’t even ask why i always gotta go because he already know what’s going on.

this what smoking in the house alone with your cousin look like

my gay nephew always been into some kinky shit. i was coming in to piss while he was taking a bath when he asked if he could drink it. i told him if he gone make me nut too.

i knew what it was when my teacher made me his ta. i wear nothing but sweats & shorts fr so my shit always poking & he always lookin. this man been eating my shit since that very first day.

my homie asked me to pick his son up from jail since he stuck at work. he sent me the money & i got him out. this mf gone ask me for some throat while i was driving him home. i was like wtf but he told me bout the first time he saw me eat his papi up on the deck. might as well taste the legacy.

my lil cousin thick af & when i found out he let my homie smash, i had to hit that.

i love it when bae big cousin come to town. we always get lit & it always end up with us taking him home.