Valerie (TheCinemaCritic/Jokercritic)
@onyxvalkyrie.bsky.social
I like film, tv and games | Dragon Age, Baldur’s Gate 3, Resident Evil | 27 | she/her 🏳️⚧️
Ratcatcher - Bleak and haunting coming of age movie, excellently directed and performed. 9/10
Valerie (TheCinemaCritic/Jokercritic)@onyxvalkyrie.bsky.social · 6h ago#NowWatching Ratcatcher (1st viewing), in cinemas
My ★★★½ review of Universal Language (2024) boxd.it/gqluvR
A ★★★½ review of Universal Language (2024)
When I went to check out Universal Language at the Film Society, I really didn’t know what to expect, outside of it being a Canadian movie from a couple of years back. While I enjoyed it on the whole,...
boxd.it
REVIEW: Universal Language is an quirky, absurdist, and offbeat dramedy with an appealing aesthetic and style, but isn’t particularly engaging. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/09/28/u...
Universal Language (2024) Review
Two girls find frozen cash, try to retrieve it. A tour guide leads tourists around Winnipeg sites. A man quits his job and visits his mother.
the-cinema-critic.com
#NowWatching The Bear Season 5 Episode 7
#NowWatching The Bear Season 5 Episode 6
#NowWatching The Bear Season 5 Episode 5
What’s Casper Darling done this time
Made chicken and asparagus casserole
I really wasn’t expecting all the antisemitism during Primetime discourse tbh
Why is the controller configuration for Control 2 like that
My ★★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026) boxd.it/gplcht
A ★★★★½ review of Resident Evil (2026)
Resident Evil was one of my most anticipated movies of 2026. I am a big fan of the Resident Evil game series, and I really liked Zach Cregger’s work on Barbarian and Weapons, so I was curious to see h...
boxd.it
REVIEW: Resident Evil (2026) is a simple yet entertaining, funny, relentless, and engaging horror thriller, wonderfully directed and led by a committed lead performance from Austin Abrams. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/09/26/r...
Resident Evil (2026) Review
A medical courier finds himself in a desperate fight for survival against bloodthirsty, mutated creatures.
the-cinema-critic.com
Looks like I’m gonna need to park Inquisition for a bit as I start Control 2
I think this my current ranking of the Resident Evil games. Requiem and 7 are very close.
#NowWatching Ted Lasso Season 4 Episode 8
My ★★★ review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) boxd.it/2OiRXH
A ★★★ review of G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013)
I personally found the widely panned G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra to be entertaining, even if it wasn’t that good. I didn’t get around to watching the sequel released in 2013, but I heard it was slight...
boxd.it
REVIEW: Like the previous movie, G.I. Joe: Retaliation is dumb fun with a silly plot. The action is entertaining and has been improved, but it lacks some of the absurd and cartoonish nature of the first movie. the-cinema-critic.com/2026/09/23/g...
G.I. Joe: Retaliation (2013) Review
The Joes are declared traitors by Zartan, and the Cobra Commander now has all the world leaders under his control. With nowhere to go, the remaining Joes turn to their original leader, General Colt…
the-cinema-critic.com
#NowWatching Slow Horses Season 6 Episode 2
Finding the early parts of Inquisition to be a slog... definitely forgot that from my last playthrough.
I can’t help but feel like I’m not sure how to play Kasaanda. So many of the dialogue options feel so… neutral. Even the funny/aggressive dialogue feels so mild coming off Dragon Age 2.
