be jörk err day

I’m #TeamJoeyJay

got a new entertainment center and sorted my 4k collection 🤓

lowkey fat and horny as a house

it’s my birthday send feet and armpits

a dog wearing a yellow shirt and red shorts is holding a lollipop in its mouth .

ALT: a dog wearing a yellow shirt and red shorts is holding a lollipop in its mouth .

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on repeat

scored this at a yard sale on my drive home she’s so pretty

good morning

Happy #FatBoyFriday to all who celebrate

now i just need to pick a good bjork verse

straight friend invited me to go shooting this weekend

did yall know you could do this with your pics ??

feeling soft ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

normalize holding it while he pees

im ambidextrous and i make myself practice everything with both hands just in case i get one of them chopped off

a dog wearing a hat and holding a lollipop is standing in the grass .

ALT: a dog wearing a hat and holding a lollipop is standing in the grass .

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you wanna get me out my polo shirt

what’s the verdict

Anth*ny@oomfpit.bsky.social · 6mo ago

off to get my $10 great clips haircut haircut pray for me

off to get my $10 great clips haircut haircut pray for me

jason kelce: i’ve been sitting on these couch cushions all day! me asf:

I think it’s time we have that conversation

happy 1 year anniversary to this

Anth*ny@oomfpit.bsky.social · 2y ago

GUUUUUUUURL I JUST FOUND OUT MY FINSTA POSTS HAVE BEEN CROSS POSTING TO MY OLD FACEBOOK WITH FAMILY

new lana on repeat

happy Valentine’s Day

bf and i both sick on valentine’s day…

quahog is a place on earth with you

need this

this being how i asked my bf to be my valentine our first year together