wretched stretch
@ooobigstretch.bsky.social
Here to support my friends, and post where the yunguns won't see. Minors blocked on sight. If you know me, be chill. If you don't, also be chill. Just be chill. 1994
(Using my sadomasochistic mind control powers to dominate you) I'm gonna make you so much less reactive. You're gonna see other people as peers instead of enemies and learn how to express frustration without lashing out at others and driving everyone away. You fucking slut
Mawshots are the funniest form of mouth-based fetish art, cos like, there's zero actual NSFW going on. At least characters with ahegao face are visibly cumming. With mawshots, ALL the sexual intention is brought to it by the viewer.
Looking back at when Stretch was first designed, it's funny how obvious it was that my neurons activated immediately. But it took until I drew the next art for everyone else to catch up to the "oh. I want to fuck this thing" train.
I know a bunch of my trans fem friends wanna hit me with the estrogen blow dart, but let's be real, what is that gonna do? "You're gonna grow tits and your dick is gonna malfunction" as if I fuckin need estrogen for that. It's called "being fat", bitch.
Jedi are required to be nonbinary. After all, only a sith deals in absolutes.
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME, FUCK YOU I WO-actually wait no, that one's a good idea, shit. Ok. OK I'LL DO THAT ONE THING THAT YOU TOLD ME. OK I'LL DO THAT ONE THING THA
checking your gender like it's the VAR at Wimbledon
People who worry about the gay agenda do so because they're actually worried they have a gayer gender.
Love can take many forms. For example my LUV-X605 Battle Mech stands at 3 storeys tall, has 2 shoulder mounted electron cannons, and over 35 confirmed kaiju kills.
Indigenous Canadian chases Irish people with a bat before going home to fuck their therian spouse: Mikmaq Paddy-whack, give a dog a bone.
Turning the ghost in my cursed blade from a nonbinary woman to trans man: un-she/theys my sword
guy who has a fetish for "anime girl in an american flag bikini" art because he views it as an extension of his fetish for "heroine is corrupted into joining the villains" hentai
I told the cage I loved it as I starved to death inside
Fun fact: It only actually needs to be 2, it turns out.
wretched stretch@ooobigstretch.bsky.social · 11mo agoI think cuddling 4+ friends on a sofa or bed or sofa bed of some kind for like half a day would fix me maybe
The mortifying ordeal of being presented with posts from your alt in the middle of a VC.
the guy with pink hair, kandi bracelet, and my little pony shirt has something funky goin on with his gender? damn thats wild, anyway, guess where I found this fuckin fork
hey siri, look up "how to tell if in love with friends or just touch starved"
I hope Mitch knows how happy we were when we thought he was dead.
Shoutout to all the ace homies who provide immaculate lewds through dedication, commitment, and sheer will.
Why is it that the closer we get to my birthday, the more convinced I am that no one actually likes me and are all going to leave??? Who decided my brain would work that way? It's not helpful, it's not sexy, and worst of all it's probably not even true.
The thing about thinking about gender when you've been big forever is that you can't just go "how would I feel if I had tits" cos you already do and it triggers zero emotional reaction in either direction.
