Y'all have jobs that don't make you wanna fly a plane into a wall AND it pays a living wage?! If so, drop wtf it is cause I'm spiraling

Low key message me if you're a HMJer and wanna frolic old maiden style in PA for my bday

Medieval Toot Bard

Alt: Medieval Toot Bard Idk how else to describe this. A medieval centaur man playing a loot and his butt end playing a trumpet. A weird monkey-esque man playing a tuba like thing in the corner

static.klipy.com

Being fat but having a flat ass is just cruel. My pants don't fit right 😭😭

Remember that time I forgot a liter and a gallon were different and spent a whole trip around Finland thinking their gas was so "cheap" at €2 a liter

Are people really spending 5k on mattresses?!? Aren't you going to need a new one in like a decade?

Lemon enjoying Guava slobber

Why am I almost 34 and still angry I'm an only child?

Chat, is this why stream was cancelled 😔

I bought refillable deodorant (like it's a metal container and the deodorant comes in cardboard you slip into it) to be more environmental and now they won't stop hounding me to buy more metal containers and new exclusive scents and I think we've lost the plot ...

I don't normally advise buying non-affiliated merch for cool IP but Tove would have loved this. Moomins were originally a cartoon she created for a communist magazine

Thank you all for your positive thoughts - her flight got cancelled and she decided to not come 🙏🏼

Amber.@opeexcuseme.bsky.social · last wk.

My boss is on vacation this week and my boss' boss decided to surprise visit us this week and I may just lose my job.

Well .. yeah....

My boss is on vacation this week and my boss' boss decided to surprise visit us this week and I may just lose my job.

It's moomin day!!!!

You know your sewing machine is going to get fixed perfectly when you pull up to the "shop" and it's an elderly man's house and he and his wife talk to you for 40 minutes about vintage sewing machines. Will update in 3-4 weeks.

And some jackass called my old boss (the sweetest man you'll ever meet) at the library a fruit on FB and I'm going scorched earth right now.

Today she interrupted a trainer to say "I'm not finished!!!!" during another all company meeting. But I have a bad attitude....

Amber.@opeexcuseme.bsky.social · 2w ago

My work nemesis is in this whole company meeting about our new software and she unmutes and says "why are you showing this, I don't do this in my day to day" bitch.... A third of us on this call do. The world doesn't revolve around you.

Being a neurodivergent woman in corporate is a fucking mess.

We hired a graphic designer who doesn't know what a hex code is and decided a rebrand during our software change was a good idea and every red is a different shade.

I feel like I've been an asshole for months

I fear I'm pushing the envelope of "we don't have a dress code" today but fuck this place

I woke up to pee and can't fall back asleep

My boss' boss: " why are you all so stressed" Me: "because you fired someone during a software change and refuse to replace them " My boss' boss: "that doesn't matter now. We need to know how to help you today" .... Suck my dick from the back and choke

I just ruined the ending of The Sandlot (1993) for my Gen z coworkers

I'm contemplating walking out

Why are you allowed to have a fridge full of Heineken and High Noons at work but not a drawer full of edibles?!

My nicest, quietest coworker is crashing out. We're all having a fuck of a time with the software switch

My work nemesis is in this whole company meeting about our new software and she unmutes and says "why are you showing this, I don't do this in my day to day" bitch.... A third of us on this call do. The world doesn't revolve around you.

Nextdoor app is just wild y'all

I never got to go to summer camp so my August craft party is gunna be making those beaded lizard things