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Em | 29 | She/They | Multifandom Fic Writer (primarily MDZS)/Fandom Bar Mitzvah and Wedding DJ https://archiveofourown.org/users/opelemmescootpastya/pseuds/opelemmescootpastya

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opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · yesterday

so life update: I moved to Japan and started a new job OPE!!!!! other life update: I'm channeling my homesickness for my old job working in a boutique gym in LA into a #wangxian Gym AU for the @3bowswangxian.bsky.social AU-gust prompts 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/921539...

Screenshot of fic title and tags. Title: My Protein Shake Brings The Boys To The Yard

Screenshot of fic description. Text reads: Lan Zhan turns his head to a reformer in the center of the room, and his eyes land on the most gorgeous creature he’s ever seen, sitting upright on the reformer carriage and counting out for the class, wearing an overhead microphone, a sinful pair of leggings, and a tank top showing off carefully defined arms. The instructor’s hair is falling out of his ponytail, framing his pretty face so beautifully.

“That’s Wei Ying,” Meng Yao whispers in Lan Zhan’s ear. “People love his classes; he’s a super fun instructor and breaks things down super well for beginners.”

From the elegant lines of his neck and the cut of his jaw to his sparkling, unreal eyes, Lan Zhan thinks he might love Wei Ying’s classes too. If Meng Yao is a twink, Wei Ying is the twink. Someone had to have made him in a lab, specifically for Lan Zhan to lust over.

After being strong-armed by his older brother into joining an absurdly expensive gym, Lan Zhan's crush on one of the Pilates instructors pushes him out of his comfort zone and into group fitness classes.

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 3mo ago

My first stab (sorta) at a threadfic! I may flesh this out into a one-shot down the road👀

three bows: wangxian@3bowswangxian.bsky.social · 3mo ago

We didn't get a chance to share for Day 14: Office sex so we have something a little different! @opelemmescoot.bsky.social Has created a playlist for the prompt along with a bullet points for ✨PLOT✨ Find the playlist here: open.spotify.com/playlist/0yB... Give it a read and a listen! #wangxian

three bows: wangxian @3bowswangxian.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Tama @thiscatdraws.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Do we think A-Yuan inherited his sarcasm from Lan Wangji or Wei Wuxian? 🤔 [ #mdzs #wangxian #fanart ]

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

This is one of mine🥹

MDZS AO3 TAGS 🐰🩵@mdzsao3.bsky.social · 6mo ago

wei wuxian is the bad bitch lan wangji pulled by being autistic

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I didn't *intend* on scooping up another #WangXian Gotcha for Gaza prompt, but this #YuriOnIce AU prompt was made for me in a lab. My brain is full of worms now and it's all ao3 user TiredAndTired's fault for this delightful prompt! 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/81160811

Screenshot of a fanfic title and summary.
Title: You Only Live Once
by opelemmescootpastya
Summary Reads: The first thing that Lan Zhan thinks when he scrambles into the secluded cold spring is, “I know that ass.”
That’s Wei Ying’s ass.
That’s Wei Ying’s entire, naked, bare-as-the-day-he-was-born, juicier-than-whatever-the-juiciest-thing-you-can-fathom-is, voluptuous ice-skater ass.
In his cold spring.
WHAT?!
For the WangXian Gotcha for Gaza: Yuri!!! On Ice AU with Lan Zhan as Yuuri and Wei Ying as Viktor!

Juno @junodoom.bsky.social · 6mo ago

modern wangxian for @wangxianaction.bsky.social ! prompt by @cosmosangel1.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰 thank you for your donation!!!

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

HEAR US OUT!!!!!

Green Riot 💚@green-riot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I've posted one of my fics for the Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza! This one is for @opelemmescoot.bsky.social. 🔞 Explicit 🍣 Glory Hole - but not for sushi 🍣 First Time Blowjobs 🍣 Nie Huaisang is a Little Shit 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/80857491

Screenshot of the fic "Modao Sushi (Hear Us Out)" on AO3.

Summary:

"Wait. Are you serious?!" Wei Ying's face, which feels slightly numb, lights up at the hilarious concept of: "A sushi glory hole? That can't be a real thing! You're fucking with me!"

Nie Huaisang rolls his eyes. "I'm being completely serious. It's a luxury service that only a handful of people know about. But since you're my friend and I owe you big time for helping me seduce A-Cheng—"

"Gross!" Wei Ying makes half-fake retching sounds. "That is not what I was trying to do when I gave you his number."

"All the same…" Pulling out his phone, Nie Huaisang swipes and taps the screen a few times. "There. Go to the bathroom and wait in the third stall. You'll know you're in the right place when you see a hole in wall."

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Just posted my second prompt for the Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza! Shoutot to @dragonselkie.bsky.social for the fun prompt. :) "Deep In My Bones I Can Feel You"🐇 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/80807166 #ModaoZuShi #WangXian

Screenshot of a fanfic summary by opelemmescootpastya. Text reads: "Everyone knows that the first week of the first year of college doesn’t actually count, academically! It’s why every single freshman takes advantage of their newfound freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, partying, etc., which Wei Ying would be doing right now were it not for the fact that stupid freaking Jin Zixuan played “Trap Queen” too loud on his JBL speaker, which caught the attention of their dorm’s resident narc (RA) before they could even get two shots into their first-ever pregame. Wei Ying is pissed; he should be throwing his ass to “No Hands” in some frat house’s basement right now, but instead he’s stuck listening to the — hot, undeniably handsome — RA lecture him and his friends about the dangers of underage drinking, the importance of dorm rules, and so on.

He wore a mesh shirt for this! Jin Zixuan’s JBL speaker will pay for its crimes against Wei Ying’s social life."

For the WangXian Gotcha for Gaza!

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sometimes you don't choose to write the crackfic, the crackfic chooses to use YOU as a conduit for nonsense. Anyway, here's WangXian: archiveofourown.org/works/79232091 #WangXian #Modaozushi #mdzs

Screenshot of fic title and summary. Title reads: rlly gives u wings

Summary reads: When Wei Wuxian runs out of Adderall RIGHT before finals week, in the middle of a nationwide Adderall shortage, he gets creative in his attempts to give himself the right amount of pep in his step to replicate his meds.

Maybe a little *too* creative.

Tag list: Humor, Crack Treated Seriously, Alternate Universe - College/University, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Has ADHD, Autistic Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, References to Drugs, Pre-Relationship, Inspired by a Reddit Post, wei wuxian is the bad bitch lan wangji pulled by being autistic, except he doesn't realize lan wangji pulled him, he just thinks LWJ is Like That, assplay, Douching mentioned, PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS SHIT AT HOME

Fanfic except written by opelemmescootpastya. Text reads: “...I don’t suppose you have a meth hookup?” Wei Wuxian cautiously asks.

“Wei-xiong, NO!” Nie Huaisang emphatically rebukes him. “I’m not that hardcore, Jesus Christ dude!”

“Look, a lot of ADHD drugs are amphetamines!" Wei Wuxian explains his logic. “I figure if I can just, like, microdose meth, it’ll basically get me to my normal baseline levels that my meds do!”

Cel | 🐰 | ffxiv 5.0 spoilers @feistybun.bsky.social · 7mo ago

His style and rage compelled me to draw him for @opelemmescoot.bsky.social fic!

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

All my #WangXian events are coming to a head what the hell???? Anywho, here's a literal novella I wrote for @3bowswangxian.bsky.social 's Lunar New Year Exchange! 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/79740776 #MDZS #modaozushi

Fanfic Summary Screenshot. Title: Tonight, Tonight written by opelemmescootpastya. Summary reads:

“I’m not going to that party!” Lan Zhan protests. “I have absolutely no desire to spend the evening anywhere but here.”

“What if I tell you that Wei Ying is single?” Luo Qingyang crosses her arms and stares Lan Zhan down. “Are you seriously going to let an opportunity to take your feelings off the page for a change and let him slip through your fingers?!”

Lan Zhan squeezes his eyes shut. He knows she’s right. As daunting as the prospect is, if he doesn’t try to confess his feelings to Wei Ying tonight, he may never get the chance again. There is almost definitely a long line of boys and girls who would do almost anything to have a chance to date Wei Ying; if Lan Zhan lets this chance pass him by, he may never get a shot with Wei Ying again.

He has to go to that party, because he will regret it for the rest of his life if Wei Ying winds up with some other person because he stubbornly chose to spend his evening writing yet another song about the boy.

Or: On New Year's Eve, Lan Zhan makes a move.

For the WangXian 3 Bows Server's Lunar New Year Exchange

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Screaming, crying, etc.🥹

Cel | 🐰 | ffxiv 5.0 spoilers@feistybun.bsky.social · 7mo ago

His style and rage compelled me to draw him for @opelemmescoot.bsky.social fic!

Green Riot 💚@green-riot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Here is the fic I wrote for the @3bowswangxian.bsky.social Lunar New Year Exchange! 🔞 Explicit 🐦‍⬛ Crow!Wei Wuxian 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/79699776

Screenshot of the fic "To Crow You Is To Love You" on AO3

Summary:

Lan Zhan befriends an unusual crow.

Notes:

For Irolynn.

Written for Irolynn as part of the 2026 Three Bows Wangxian Lunar New Year exchange. Join our 18+ Discord community for Wangxian lovers here!

Please do not pet wild birds and PLEASE DO NOT KISS A WILD BIRD!!!!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Screenshot of the AO3 tags:

Rating:

Explicit

Archive Warning:

No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:

M/M

Fandom:

魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù

Relationship:

Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian

Characters:

Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Jiang Yanli, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Jin Zixuan, Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin

Additional Tags:

Alternate Universe - Modern with Magic, Crow Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan befriends a crow and true love’s first kiss turns said crow into a man (and a sexy one!)and they fuck about it!!!, Top Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Bottom Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Minor Consensual Non-Consent, but both are very enthusiastically onboard, Friends to Lovers (technically) - Freeform

Language:
English
Collections:
Three Bows Wangxian Server Events
Stats:

Published:
2026-02-17
Words:
9,273
Chapters:
1/1
Hits:
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opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I made a cute little Teen Wangxian-inspired playlist for the #Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza!✨ There's still time to prompt! Prompts are open until March 10th! 🔗: open.spotify.com/playlist/3HQ... #modaozushi #mdzs

MDZS Big Bang 2026 @mdzsbigbang.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sign-ups are now open! We are pleased to officially announce the start this year's edition of the Big Bang! If you'd like to join us, don't forget the timeline! 🧵 links on thread

Green Riot 💚@green-riot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It's been a........really long time since I promo'd this fic on here 😅 But I'm here now to let you all know that we are 100k words, 10 chapters left to go, AND I have yet to miss an update! 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/652781...

screenshot of the tags for the fic "52 weeks, 52 positions" by Green_Riot on AO3.

Rating: Explicit

Ship: Wangxian

Alternate Universe - Modern Setting

Image of the Week 42 sex position card: The Wrangler. Rated 2/5 on the hotness meter.

"Technique: He props her on a sink or countertop of good height, in relation to his waist. He lifts her up and holds her close to him as he thrusts inside of her. She should hold onto his neck to stabilize her position. However, in this position, he does most of the work."

Green Riot 💚@green-riot.bsky.social · last yr.

Remember how I bought a deck of sex position cards and vowed to write a chapter each week of a TBD ship fucking in whatever position I draw that week? Well, here it is! ♥️ Wangxian ♠️ Position of the week ♦️ Development of a relationship ♣️ PWP/Porn with Feelings 🔞 Explicit (duh) Link below!!! ⬇️

AO3 screenshot: "52 Weeks, 52 Positions" by Green_Riot

Summary: A year of Wangxian fucking in new positions each week.

Notes:

Hi everyone!!! I've had this idea for months, but I finally pulled the trigger on buying a deck of sex position cards for the purpose of inspiring a year-long writing project in which Wangxian make love in 52 different positions. Each week, I will draw a new card from the deck and write a chapter that puts Wangxian in the indicated position. We begin with Wangxian's first hookup and will progress through the linear stages of their relationship.

Most chapters will be drabbles, which I hope will allow me to stick to a weekly posting schedule. I hope you'll follow along with this journey--and forgive me if and when life gets in the way and I miss an update here and there. Let me know what you think in the comments! The first card I drew is a classic, but the deck has a few doozies 😅

Chapter 1: Sixty-Nine

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My second @wangxianaction.bsky.social piece for @humancorn.bsky.social is up! “Say Yes?”💍 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/79637621 #WangXian #MDZS #modaozushi

Screenshot of fanfic summary. Text reads:

Drenched in blood and scared out of his mind is not how Lan Wangji imagined proposing marriage to Wei Ying, especially after searching for him for three months, but when he finally lays his eyes upon him — changed, obviously unwell, surrounded by the miasma of resentment, yet still so beautiful — the words “marry me, Wei Ying” just slip out.

Standing atop a blood-soaked pile of miscellaneous body parts and Wen robes, Wei Ying’s head snaps around to him, incredulity lighting his eyes up almost as much as the red glow from the resentful energy he manipulates.

“...I beg your pardon?” Wei Ying’s voice is different; what was once melodious now rings hollow. Lan Wangji feels a deep, primal need to fix it.

“Please, Wei Ying.” Lan Zhan implores with all the conviction he can summon. “Marry me.”

Or, a world where instead of saying "come back to Gusu with me," Lan Wangji says "Marry me."

El 🦋🌸@Famous WWX WangXian AU Now Complete!!📌@fereael.bsky.social · 7mo ago

🐰WangXian Fic Rec of the Day🐰 The mortifying ordeal of being super attracted to the man you could be married to (but aren’t) by@relenafanel.bsky.social Podfic@katchatorie.bsky.social This was an absolute DELIGHT😍😍😍 Fic archiveofourown.org/works/734499... Podfic archiveofourown.org/works/768663...

stiltonbasket @stiltonbasket.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Prompts are open from now through 3/10! Leave a prompt here: forms.gle/6YahNYG8y6W2...

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stiltonbasket@stiltonbasket.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sign-ups for the Wangxian Gotcha for Gaza close on 1/31! Come join us here: wangxian-action.tumblr.com/post/8053999... (no tumblr login necessary)

Bunny 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @thebunniprince.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I'm also doing art, fics and even moodboards for this! Please consider donating a prompt 🙏

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

It’s prompting season for the #wangxian Gotcha for Gaza!!! Over 50 writers, artists, podficcers, and other fanwork creators are ready and raring to create something for you 🍉 For $5 or $8 USD, I’ll make a fic/character/ship playlist for you!✨ 🔗: forms.gle/6YahNYG8y6W2... #mdzs #modaozushi

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Cel | 🐰 | ffxiv 5.0 spoilers @feistybun.bsky.social · 7mo ago

I made this with my own two hands... #mdzs #xueyang

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Sometimes you don't choose to write the crackfic, the crackfic chooses to use YOU as a conduit for nonsense. Anyway, here's WangXian: archiveofourown.org/works/79232091 #WangXian #Modaozushi #mdzs

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

@green-riot.bsky.social finally earned Burning Love its E rating👀👀👀 The penultimate chapter of Burning Love is out!!! 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/753477... #WangXian #MDZS #MoDaoZuShi

archiveofourown.org

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Surprise late-night Burning Love update!!!🔥🔥🔥 Will Lan Xichen give into the Cain instinct??? Who’s to say! Chapter 7: archiveofourown.org/works/753477... #wangxian #mdzs #MoDaoZuShi

Fanfic excerpt written by opelemmescootpastya. Text reads: "Oh, it's okay!" Wei Wuxian perks up from Wangji's lap. Wangji scowls at Lan Xichen in protest, and Lan Xichen magnanimously ignores his younger brother's glare. "I've uh, been doing a lot of experimenting at home over the past few weeks so I've got everything we could need at home. Y'know, I've been really struggling with getting the angle right when I—"

Lan Xichen does not need to hear it, so he breaks the Lan Family Rule™ against interrupting to indulge in a coughing fit. The less he knows about Wei Wuxian's attempts at assplay (he knows what that man is), the better.

Perhaps there's a cliff around that he can drive off of?

Cel | 🐰 | ffxiv 5.0 spoilers @feistybun.bsky.social · 7mo ago

The duality of Nie Clan Leaders. Art I did based on my fic "It is a Great Sorrow to Part" #niemingjue #niehuaisang #mdzs

WangXian Against ICE🔥Prompts in process @wangxianaction.bsky.social · 7mo ago

FINAL TALLY!!! I'm THRILLED to announce that in just 7 days the WangXian fandom raised a total of $4,633USD to provide legal defense to the people being abducted by ICE!!! All 433 prompts have been assigned! A huge thank you to our creators and donors!! WangXian Say FUCK ICE🔥

WangXian Against ICE🔥Prompts in process@wangxianaction.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Welcome to the WangXian Gotcha Against ICE Donate now to any of the organizations providing legal defense to ICE's victims in Minnesota (listed⬇️⬇️) and request whatever WangXian fan work prompt(s) you like from our volunteer artists writers & Podficers! forms.gle/am9zuDC8p4Ne...

opelemmescootpastya✨📝@opelemmescoot.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My first prompt for @wangxianaction.bsky.social is up!!! Thank you to @amy-maguire.bsky.social for the prompt, and for supporting legal aid for those impacted by ICE! "Bestie, PLEASE Don't Be Mad..." 🔗: archiveofourown.org/works/78723701 #WangXian #MDZS #WangXianGotchaAgainstIce

Screenshot of a fanfic excerpt written by opelemmescootpastya. Text reads:

When Wei Wuxian plops down at a table outside a cafe and hides behind a menu, Nie Huaisang starts to worry. The situation is starting to look like a drug handoff, or something out of a spy movie. Wei Wuxian has always been fond of the Mission Impossible movies; Nie Huaisang wouldn’t put it past him to try to emulate Tom Cruise. Did his roommate get mixed up in something he shouldn’t have, like Scientology? Why all the secrecy?

As Nie Huaisang spirals, a tall, built man in a baseball cap and sunglasses quickly walks up to Wei Wuxian’s table with purpose; Nie Huaisang’s stomach drops.

He’s not sure what he expects — perhaps a punch to the face, or for Wei Wuxian to be held at gunpoint — but that’s not what happens.

The mystery man bends down and kisses Wei Wuxian.

Well, there goes the Scientology theory.

🖤🩶Ace🤍💜@acewendino.bsky.social · 7mo ago

My third prompt for Wangxian Against Ice ( @wangxianaction.bsky.social ), and what better way to show off wangxian newscasters than by having them report on related current events! Thank you to @cosmosangel1.bsky.social for your prompt! #mdzs / #wangxian / #weiwuxian / #lanwangji