Reminder: the # of spells done, books read, or tarot pulled, do NOT define validity of your spiritual practice. It's not a license that can be revoked if you don't do enough. It's a personal belief. If you still subscribe to the ideas, you “count”. Even if you pause for life/mental/medical reasons
Sav|Tarot Reader
@opossumteeths.bsky.social
26yo Autistic Any Pronouns Witch + Pagan + Occultist 🍉🏳️🌈🧿🏳️⚧️🍉 I’m very funny and hot. I do extensive tarot readings on my website!!
Gotta sit in the sun like I’m a battery looking for a recharge. If I don’t get my sunshine time??? This whole planet will explode.
I love getting into astrology and actually seeing the evidence irl. Like "wow I AM ruled by Mars. THATS why I'm like that. Huh." And then I continue having the worst attitude on the planet. But don't worry! My Mars is in Gemini, so the snark WILL be funny. #astrology #spirituality #witchcraft
Guys I forgot the app existed for a sec bc most of my thoughts were about The Horrors™️, my bad!! Witch tip: enchant your sodas. That shits flavored cherry, lemon, lime, grape, orange, etc. WONDERUL ingredients to make things happen, and enacted in an easy thoughtless way?? Make and Drink Magic Soda!
Discovered that GameStop had a ginormous Freddy Fazbear plush for $50. The spirits themselves hand-led me to that GameStop istg. (They did, I prayed for nerd toys) #witchcraft #spirituality #deitywork
My Iron Lung Eel shirt came in the mail, my transformation into a scary space monster is imminent. Thank you Mark for this wonderful opportunity #ironlung
Finally read an astrology post fluently without having to re-google the vocab, so naturally next step is world domination bc my coolness and smartness is off the charts #astrology #spirituality #witchcraft
Even after 6 years of tarot, witchcraft, paganism, reading for other people, running a whole ass business being psychic for others for two years, it still scares me in the BESTEST and coolest way when the cards’ symbolism starts getting real symbolic. Like WOAH. How’d you DO THAT. Awesome. #tarot
Every time w/out fail, when I pull tarot for clients and get into that trance flow?? I feel I relay the info disjointed, erratic, or jarringly. Then I read back what I wrote and it’s the most understandable, fair, reasonable, clear, and eloquent message ever. I think I’m being punked by spirit atp
I love the court cards in tarot but only in readings for ME bc then I can sit in the nebulous vibes that I understand without words? When doing readings for others? Oh my GOD I never wanna explain myself 😭 they’re lovely cards but I don’t wanna put words to vibes #tarot #spirituality #divination
Me doing readings for my clients: Yay!! Cards!! This will be so fun!! I love my job!!! The cards: *only throws out the court cards* Me: why do you hate me, why the unnecessary complexity, why do you want me specifically to die #tarot #divination #spirituality #pagan #occult #psychic
When I learned my astrology birth chart ruler was traditionally Mars (Scorpio rising), let me tell you, a lot of shit started making sense. Especially bc my actual Mars is in Gemini. #astrology #spirituality
As a blue lover, yes I hoped I’d see a cerulean here. But ya know? I’m not mad!! Fixed signs for liferz bc I’m literally right and a delight all the time. “In reality I’m actually very fun, relaxing, and easy going” /ref #astrology #spirituality #witchcraft #occult #pagan
According to the astrology chart of my spiritual practices’s birthday, it’s quite literally my star-assigned duty to be annoyingly loud and ambitious with everything I do, and to share it to a certain degree. Y’all. That pissed my off ngl /pos #astrology #spirituality #witchcraft #occult #pagan
Thanks to a lovely commenter on tiktok, I realized I do in fact know the time, date, and location of the moment I decided I wasn’t Christian, and was a witch. As I’m calculating the synastry between my practice and I? I’m fkn FLOORED. I have ZERO free will apparently and I’m also still very awesome
It’s my 6 year witchcraft birthday!!! >:D I’ve been mega cool and awesome and sick af and talking with spirits for 6 WHOLE YEARS NOW!!!! #witch #witchcraft #pagan #occult #spirituality
My favorite part of witchcraft is that I can make so much stuff up. Like it’s all its own puzzle piece full of color and possibility and it’s up to ME how it all fits together. *I* get to decide where the herb goes! *I* decide what to divine with and how. (1/2)
Sometimes my spirits treat me like Flynn Rider did Rapunzel! So fun, so sweet, one-liners filled with love. Other times, Hades to The Fates in Hercules. And I love every minute :D #witch #pagan #occult #spirituality #spiritcommunication
Reminder!!! Magick and psychic ability is supposed to bring comfort, understanding, clarity, and ease. It’s not supposed to bring more panic, concern, or fear! It’s not a mysterious logic puzzle with missing critical info behind lock and key that will ruin your life if you aren’t fast enough. 1/2
I’m less than two-ish weeks away from being completely caught up on work and but am I EXCITED. No one will hear from me for at LEAST a WEEK. Lesson learned, don’t underestimate the workload when you release a new product. So grateful for the orders, but boy did I undervalue the cost #tarotreader
Not my spirits making a quote reference from my favorite movie to tell me to “knock it off” 😭 I was overworking and saying “Nah I’m fine” #witchcraft #spiritwork #spirituality
Happy Birthday Me!!! I’m officially 26 years old!!!
Not me finding kitty bite marks in my tarot cards I left out overnight! New kitty, new routine ig 😭 Figaro, kitty one, has never touched my cards ever, but I guess they’re going up in the boxes every night now! #tarot #spirituality #cats #witch
I completely forgot my chart ruler is Mars and Pluto y’all. This Uranus in Gemini? Screwing with my Gemini Mars in the 8th house? It’s about to make everything real freaky real fucking fast LMAO and I have no clue if it’s a good or bad thing #astrology #uranus
The more I learn the basics of astrology, the more I realize it’s vocab math. It’s all a bunch of words that go in a specific order that makes your head spin for a second? But once it really clicks it’s like a runners high #astrology
Y’all if you do spellwork to be shown something?? BOY WILL YOU SEE IT #witch #pagan #occult #spellwork
I love how communicative my cats and I are. Every time something happens they make a totally different meow to tell me what’s up. One time it was a neighbor’s outdoor cat at the door, other times an argument, and today it’s birds trying to nest on the porch! They’re so smart I love them so much :)
Okay but like, I should definitely start showing the audience my older works right??? Right. Like I love my older boobalisciousnesses and I feel it would be a crime to not eventually share with the class
Nevermind I posted it on my tiktok+insta anyway. I’ve got such a huge blabbermouth that can’t be stopped
Okay but like,,,, what if I DID show y’all my art… there’s like, so much boobs too so you know it’s good
Okay but like,,,, what if I DID show y’all my art… there’s like, so much boobs too so you know it’s good