Oppiz
@oppizphoenix.bsky.social
Him/Them, Pansexual Gray Ace A Phoenix birb. Probably into V word stuff, gamer nerd and birdbrain! Occasionally spicy content. Pokemon Master/Monster Hunter/Potion Flinger/Plushie Snuggler/Goodra Simp 540 years/Ohio Mated to @blackstarbatty.bsky.social
Hold the fuck up I’m 40. And I never even used it up to this point. Nobody fucking needs AI or GPT are you mcfucking kidding me right now
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 23h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
In other news new Pokopia dlc is likely gonna give Primarina and Floatzel to me so I guess I’ll enjoy making a home of water cuddlers
Me except with goodras What am I saying I’d be in heaven here too
TurlyWolfwoof (comm closed)@turlywolfwoof.bsky.social · 9h agoSea of Dragonite Husband
The weirdest thing about this is the place I'm referring to is Micro Center. Like I enjoy looking around at tech and I was looking to maybe upgrade my laptop to a newer model (so I can stare at Devil Dinosaur's ass) but I was kinda chased out of the PC section and asked 7 times if I needed help
Oppiz@oppizphoenix.bsky.social · 2d agoNgl never thought I’d be in a store that follows you around or bothers you more than where I work But totally happened today LOL
Guys Hisuian Goodra is made for cuddling. They have a built in sleeping bag for them to take their friends inside with them I don’t make the rules
Ngl never thought I’d be in a store that follows you around or bothers you more than where I work But totally happened today LOL
Pred friends Am I a desirable prey to you 545 am thoughts Also just got done doing 4 days of Pokémon cards so I’m vorny af please tell me about your thoughts on this and how you’d claim me
Won’t deny ricotta was made for a personal Goodra character to have for Oppiz to cherish/cuddle/etc They are his Pokemon partner, plush or not, but also his personal stress relieving friend. (And yeah, they’re gonna be a fursuit for me, so…)
It’s like 7 days from me maybe getting birdnapped Who am I making a reservation with/in
Me when I get trolled by some online thing claiming there’s a massive chillet for a semi affordable price at that size And it goes to some stupid gambling website Don’t get my hopes up for plushies I could climb into, assdicks
Damn Sucks I missed Primarina day Cuz I low key love that Pokemon >.>
I have some mega blisters from this but I love getting new stuff for no cost XD
I wanna be the body pillow for a Goodra Just all spooned and cuddled and not let go all night I might need a shower in the morning but that’s fine
My co-worker: *knowing my sona is a phoenix* “Did you know chickens are the most statistically eaten animal”
Shout outs to new bulba mascot. He just wants everything to be humid (Also Pokopia has rekindled my love for this little guy and its entire line rofl)
Ah yes my annual playthrough of 1.) Edelgard is something alright 2.) Claude is best boy lol schemes 3.) Dimitri please jump off a cliff
And yeah Even tho plush is still my primary, pooltoy/inflatable vore is still something I enjoy
Oppiz@oppizphoenix.bsky.social · 2w agoCorrection; I want to be *in* this inflatable chocobo so baaad
🤎 Perfection cuz its probably like chocolate which means I'm sweet hopefully idk
kerekes@kerekes.bsky.social · 2w agoI wonder if the local creatures ever realise how fucking cool it is when they use a ❤️ emote that perfectly matches their sona's main colour Like damn right that is *your* colour! 👀👀
Correction; I want to be *in* this inflatable chocobo so baaad
Dem 🔜 ASC '26@dem.is-shrink.ing · 2w agoSome of you want to be this inflatable chocobo so baaad
Edelgard, Dimitri, and Claude turn into aggressive bugs Fire Emblem: Three Louses
Man I really just wish I had the capital to just open my own damn card cafe. I have so many fun concepts/ideas but it’s such a risk in this economy.
