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TheGamer@thegamerweb.bsky.social · 3w ago

Justice for my boy Rudolph, he's a real on. We found him after those mean-ass things teased him for his cool nose and WE played games with him, he hid for 2 days, 2 whole days. Thats a record for non jinjos

A new Rudolph game on Switch 2 is proving problematic because it hasn't been uploaded to the eShop, rendering its game-key card useless.

Orange Jinjo@orangejinjo.bsky.social · 3w ago

@green-jinjo.bsky.social and @whitejinjo.bsky.social are at my house Don't worry about white, they're just taking a nap in a rain-proof area

A transparent png of a green jinjo, a white jinjo, and an orange jinjo around a wooden circular table with two wooden chairs. The green jinjo is in a chair. The white jinjo is laying under the table with closed eyes. The orange jinjo is near the point of view holding a can of coke. Two more cans of coke are on the table

me and the jinjos are meeting tonight

Orange Jinjo @orangejinjo.bsky.social · 6mo ago

me and the jinjos are meeting tonight

Help!

I fucking TOLD you not to stay in the store FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR

The first photo in a two part photo sequence showing a green rubber duck on a dashboard bring pay with one finger. The duck has been replace with an orange jinjo.

The second photo which originally showed the second photo of the duck melted on the dashboard into a puddle. It has been replaced by a melted orange jinjo

v0xEvelynn@v0xevi.christmas · 6mo ago

Every day I look in the mirror and wonder if I've gone too far. If it's too violent to pray for her downfall. But then I remember all the situations and realize that green fucking bitch needs to die

The Jinjo when they get their hands on Gruntilda

Damn. Well, you're nice so I'm not mad at you. Anyway, Someone HELP ME HELPPPPPP

An edited photo of a dark basement with am orange jinjo inside of it, looking a bit sad

IS THAT A FUCKING DEMON? HELP

A screenshot of classic doom with a pixelated orange jinjo edited into the backround

The fucking red bird thing ate my breakfast and when I retaliated, she dragged me out of my corner and into the sunlight to beat the shit out of me. Where the fuck am I?

A photo of the Australian outback showing a small mountain with a tree in front of the perspective. An orange jinjo is edited into it to be standing on the mountain

Hey guys. It's me, Jiggy! Your dad's my best friend!

Wait, money talks?? And you're only NOW telling me?? After I've filled my spare change jar?? They're SUFFOCATING

I will be giving the children hard candies this year. Their grandparents will be fucking thrilled

Look at the flowers, banjo.. just look at the flowers

Orange Jinjo @orangejinjo.bsky.social · 2mo ago

They threw me into the ocean but I evolved gills and swam home. That's where I was. Im freaking. swimming with fishes B)

Stubbed my toe and I inverted colors

Orange Jinjo @orangejinjo.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Hey guys can u can me an Uber? I'm in some sort of canyon and literally nobody else is here. How the fuck did I get here in the first place

HELPPP I ZIPPED THE ZIPPER AND IT BROKE SO IM STUCK WEARING JEANS

I have like a love/hate relationship with banjo. He saves me sometimes. But also, he only does it sometimes.

I fucking TOLD you not to stay in the store FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR

Help!

IS THAT A FUCKING DEMON? HELP

Bj stood for Beautiful Jiggies before perverts were invented

Some stupid influencer filmed my hiding spot so now I gotta hide again. Fuck my life dude

I stepped on a bug and it made me really upset. Whyd that have to happen man :(

Help me oh god there's a

The fucking red bird thing ate my breakfast and when I retaliated, she dragged me out of my corner and into the sunlight to beat the shit out of me. Where the fuck am I?

Orange Jinjo@orangejinjo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Where is my COIN

I made one cent today. Can you guard it while I sleep? Thanks buddy I trust you haha

I made one cent today. Can you guard it while I sleep? Thanks buddy I trust you haha