Wererat 🌝

Fun fact: Hyenas can smell a meal from up to 4km away! (Fanart for @skippysbonezone.bsky.social 😊)

In a Zoom call for Yiddish and I have a hat with shoulder-width horns and cow ears on the table behind me and my father is also on the call and I'm having to angle my shoulders to avoid having this hat become visible because it would raise questions I am unable to answer in English or Yiddish

Thiccy

Good morning

Horns or udders first? — Depends how the TF kicks in obviously 😜 but ideally horns revospring.net/@malka/a/117...

malka answered: Horns or udders first?

Depends how the TF kicks in obviously 😜 but ideally horns

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Excited for the new fleet for your train rides? — Yeahhhhh although it's funny that new train cars are getting sold as a huge upgrade tbh revospring.net/@malka/a/117...

malka answered: Excited for the new fleet for your train rides?

Yeahhhhh although it's funny that new train cars are getting sold as a huge upgrade tbh

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What’s your favourite thing to bake? — At this time of year it's too hot to run the oven. So lots of fake baking, like Nanaimo bars revospring.net/@malka/a/117...

malka answered: What’s your favourite thing to bake?

At this time of year it's too hot to run the oven. So lots of fake baking, like Nanaimo bars

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On the train back to Seattle, kind of sad to be leaving Van. Ask me questions to keep me company? revospring.net/@malka

malka

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Happy Tiger Day! 🐅Make sure to show some love for your favorite Tigers out there 😋

Lazy Bear has been v good to me

Trying to tell a friend I'm having a rough day and they're like "aw that sucks! would it cheer you up if I sent you dimly lit pictures of me jerking off and then you told me how hot I am?" and then getting upset when I say I'm not up for that right now is. The most embarrassing part of being gay tbh

A friend made the typo "bilbofication" in a conversation earlier today and I unfortunately keep remembering it and laughing about it out of nowhere

Am I doing tummy Tuesday right?

Actually wearing pants for once

When someone rings the doorbell to ask for help getting into their AirBNB next door like you're the fucking customer service robot it's crucial to be so unhelpful like "oh no AirBNB isn't allowed here" and "this isn't a public right of way and you're trespassing" until they start panicking about it

Your Sona should go into a Heat/Rut Cycle. They should have to have paid days off just because they can't stop popping a boner or drooling all over the place. It is a national holiday to take the day off to fuck

Vancouver in a week and a half is pretty much all that's keeping me going 🐮

Heard y'all like fat tits & a fuzzy tummy on a Tuesday. Bear boobs & a big belly. Hairy Dad honkers & a huggable gut. Heavy milk juggs & a paunch pillow. I'll show you mine if you show me yours 👀 #Bear #chub #black #beard #dad #furry

I've got more than a handful of tummy this Tuesday so who's gonna offer a hand with this heft? 💖🐶

I mean it IS #tummytuesday

Midway though typing a caption I had the crushing realization that "nightly wind down pumping session" has exactly the same rhythm as "teenage mutant ninja turtles"

Midway though typing a caption I had the crushing realization that "nightly wind down pumping session" has exactly the same rhythm as "teenage mutant ninja turtles"

Club chub ready 🫡

Ass

My last wisdom tooth is coming in??? It's fine, because I have a big jaw, but the tenderness is pretty unpleasant

How big do you want to get? — I genuinely don't know at this point. Way bigger and softer, for sure. It's hard for me to visualize what that will look or feel like revospring.net/@malka/a/116...

malka answered: How big do you want to get?

I genuinely don't know at this point. Way bigger and softer, for sure. It's hard for me to visualize what that will look or feel like

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Do you enjoy kissing? — I love kissing yeah. I got to make out with the gymbuddy for a while last night and it absolutely made my day. revospring.net/@malka/a/116...

malka answered: Do you enjoy kissing?

I love kissing yeah. I got to make out with the gymbuddy for a while last night and it absolutely made my day.

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Would you let me fuck you in a skirt? — I mean, you sent this on anon, so hard to say? But probably yes :D revospring.net/@malka/a/116...

malka answered: Would you let me fuck you in a skirt?

I mean, you sent this on anon, so hard to say? But probably yes :D

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When’s the last time you rode a dildo? — Honestly it's been months! I've been busy, and also going hard with the gains. I need to fix this. revospring.net/@malka/a/116...

malka answered: When’s the last time you rode a dildo?

Honestly it's been months! I've been busy, and also going hard with the gains. I need to fix this.

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