saw a guy on scruff whose profile said “i’d rather eat tacos than go clubbing” and like…first we go to the club then we get tacos on the way home, this is a made up problem
doggy style
@ordinecanis.bsky.social
just here to show internet strangers my big balls.
if you’re partnered and on grindr and you only play together, it’s your job to make the process easy. send pics and stats for both of you right off the bat. having a 20-minute conversation with me then suddenly bringing up your partner and not sending even one pic of them is annoying.
woke up from a nap with extra dangly balls #fcf #fatcockfriday
here’s a video of my big balls bouncing in slow motion while i stroke to your #fcf pics #fatcockfriday
there’s a guy i hooked up with 12 years ago who is still using the same pics now on grindr that he was using on adam4adam at the time
so far today i’ve seen two stunningly hot men. several cuties too but two that were legit wows
there’s a pair of twins on insta who keep making reels about how they’re twins and not a couple and the more of those videos they make they more convinced i am that they are a couple
whenever i see a gay guy complain about how there aren’t any tops he’s always a total bottom. be the change you want to see in the world, sis
incoming hot take alert: the more fetish/kink/gear parties appear, the more they all turn into regular parties with leather accessories rather than actual fetish/kink/gear parties
thong and glasses is such a hot combination. love a slutty nerd
did we ever settle on a thursday theme? thirsty thursday? thighs thursday? thyroid thursday? (now realizing not a lot of body parts start w ‘th’)
sometimes a dog needs to pound a bottom handler while he’s holding the leash. just good dog stuff
gay club is the only place in the world where you can have your back flat against the wall and someone will still try to walk behind you