I already need new floors on the first level. I do NOT need this right now
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Strong Breakfast Advocate. FAMUan. Artist-in-the-Making. Midwest girl currently wandering. Same handle across all socials
I think the upstairs hall bath has a leak. no water spots yet but it sounds like water dripping when the shower first comes on 😩
Can you nut punch a spayed female dog? Cuz this bitch is ON ONE *No, I not going to actually strike her lil annoying ass. I don’t beat kids or animals
My kids have been fighting me tooth and nail about staying on a schedule. It’s about to be boot camp around this mf’er cuz I am NOT going thru another school year with them like the last one.
My sister & my cousin asked me for dating advice. They are both very churchy. I am … definitely NOT 😬 Maybe I’ll just tell them I’ve been out the game too long & save the heartache 😂
Had my to do list all set. Got everything mise en place … except for one part I need for the shelf required to close 2 of my 5 tasks 😖😖😖
I think "AI" plumpers should be happy I'm focusing mostly on the nonsense it's doing to my field, rather than how it's very clearly designed as a tool for the capture of wealth and capital by a bunch of accelerationist weirdos enthusiastically huffing their own farts from the depth of their K-holes
The Register@theregister.com · 3d agoSci-fi authors Scalzi and Stross decry AI's dystopian impact on their craft
Need to figure out how to force download the parent apps for Hijo Grande’s school on hubby’s phone
Buffalo Mild, fried extra crispy, light sauce. Garlic parm or lemon pepper if I’m sharing with the kiddos
Phat Bottom Betty@the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 3d agoReal quick What’s your go-to wing order?!? (Please do not complicate this simple question )
I don’t even like cake like that, but will fuck some lemon cake up. Dah well 😭😭 Everyone had a good time and I need a nap
Ordered an assortment of cupcakes for Hijo Piqueño’s party. Got 2 lemon ones so I could have one, thinking surely the kids Did not want lemon. Hijo Piqueño chose one and a parent got the other 😩😂😂😂
New goal for the rest of the year: to stop denigrating myself for being unorganized
I have no upcoming travel plans. Why am I dreaming I left my laptops & books as I’m walking through security for an international flight? 😩 Why am I dreaming about getting my oldest, a tween, to work on time? 😒
Hijo Piqueño’s bday party, Mommy & Sons date night & a nice long bubble bath
Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid@feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 4d agoSaturday morning. What great thing are you looking forward to this weekend?
Old me would have bought her one & started flirting with her cuz I’m bored. But God has done a mighty work in me 😂
Been at the venue an hr watching man not buy his pretty lady a drink
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Further proof it rains on the unjust as well as the just #MenDeserveLess
Bougie Man La Flare@ad-renaissance.blacksky.app · 6d ago(The Deltas always got me free bottles tho)
My closet. It looks neat but there are boxes hidden that I need to sort/organize/toss
Jenifer Lewis’ Afro@msjlaw.blacksky.app · 6d agoI know y’all got it all together and have no problems, but right now what the messiest room in your house? This week it’s my bedroom. I’m 🏄🏾♀️🔴 so clothes, shoes, jewelry and books are everywhere BUT I did make my bed so 🥹
The neighbors’ outside cats are on another murder spree. The squirrels, moles, & chipmunks better keep their head on a swivel
Lyft driver not paying attention to his own damn GPS 😡😡 Why am I yelling from the backseat?!?
Hijo Grande has gotten into fresh squeezed OJ. I just might invest in a better juicer for him (the house).
This asshole next to me is slurping his coffee and I’m about to LOSE IT 😡