My local dispensary has fallen to AI art. Pray for us all.
Orlean Cooper
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"Don't feed the mouth that bites you." - Count Bass D
The money disparity he overcome is going to be quickly forgotten / ignored, but we're talking about the most expensive Senate primary ever here, with almost all of the money spent by his opponent and her shady supporters. www.npr.org/2026/08/05/n...
Progressive Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan's Democratic primary for Senate
El-Sayed, an epidemiologist, backs Medicare for all and decries corporate money in politics. He beat Rep. Haley Stevens, whose supporters said she would have had a better chance in the fall.
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In Super Bowl XXIII, the San Francisco 49ers didn't get the big victory over the Bengals that they wanted
Politico@politico.com · 17h agoProgressives didn’t get the big election night they wanted
Respect to all MTA subway conductors except the ones who are massive fucking scolds.
My only theory is that Marcelo Mayer called Craig Breslow a nerd to his face. Like, really loudly. Like, "NEERRRRRRRRRRRRD!"
The new Claude ads are a lot like the Jesus "He Gets Us" ads. Hmm.
I love Peacock's baseball coverage because I hate baseball and love when the game goes by without mention from the commentators.
Tied: People's Instinctive Travels and the Paths of Rhythm, The Low End Theory, Midnight Marauders And 3 Feet High and Rising, De La Soul Is Dead, Buhloone Mindstate I WILL DIE BEFORE CHOOSING.
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
🎶 Hot summer streets and this team is 20 games under .500 Games don't mean shit but we have to play them anyway Strange voices are saying (What do they say?) Avila can't play Hey who's in triple A who could at least be adequate It's Aaron (Cruel!) Aaron Bummer Called him up from Omaha 🎶
Ok, this one might be my favorite, haven't stopped laughing
Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 5d agoYou have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
The fever of rays softens you up with stings. Then the murder of crows finishes the job.
It's Thursday. That's a lot like the weekend. youtu.be/VpY_ElM4CYk?....
Tony! Toni! Toné! - Let's Get Down
YouTube video by TonyToniToneVEVO
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“I had a million doses of Joker venom that my henchmen and I were prepared to pour into Gotham’s water supply. And the Bat-Man got Commissioner Gordon to stop me from doing that.”
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Peter Navarro: "I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that."
You know that "men would rather X than go to therapy" meme? That's American with guns.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · last wk.Schools are adding pepper-spraying drones to help combat active shooters The plastic, non-lethal aircraft, which can smash windows and ram attackers will be at the ready at certain schools in Colorado, Florida and Georgia www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
Watching Hakeem Jeffries jock Mamdani's style is like when Ice Cube wiggity iggity tried to be diggity Das EFX.
Some day, all the remaining American supporters of Israel will be goy Senators.
Johnny Baby seems to be more focused on the actual pens and screens that mock his large Cup rather than the people themselves. I have to imagine he's seen CARS at least a dozen times.
