Orman
@orman.bsky.social
Programmer dragon fursuiter | Also goes by @lizardorman | Pfp by @Corvirav on twitter
Tick-tock, just past seven o'clock. Today is August 4, 2026 in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday! Today is "There Will Come Soft Rains" day! This celebration has been scheduled in advance. This message will display even if none are left to read it.
Yes I acknowledge it makes sense in context but “I need my car to meet criminals” is now my favourite basis for an attempted exceptional hardship plea. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ten years ago, it started with a game jam. Since then, we've poured all of our love and craft into every single pixel. Now, it's finally here: a wordless point-and-click adventure in a prehistoric world full of dinosaurs. Theropods launches August 20th!🦕
While I have your attention, due to the portrait of Turing on them, I have been trying to nickname £50 notes 'an Alan' for a while now. Please help me to get this to catch on. 'They're £20 each,' you could say, 'or, special offer, I can do you three for an Alan.' Thanks in advance.
*Psst* You're doing the lock screen meme, just double check you're not showing personal email, home address, other identifiable information along the bottom. 🙏 Obs doesn't apply to all phones.
If, like me, you love 1990s Web sites, back when the internet wasn't enshittified by Big Tech yet, have a look at Wiby, a Web 1.0 search engine. Click on "Surprise me…" for random discoveries, often personal Web pages about obscure niche subjects, but sometimes you find a hidden gem… wiby.org
Wiby - Search Engine for the Classic Web
Wiby is a search engine for older style pages, lightweight and based on a subject of interest. Building a web more reminiscent of the early internet.
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this happened 14 minutes ago but unfortunately due to my personality "Proplem in elvator" has immediately become a load-bearing part of my vocabulary
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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This Roman ring, wishing good life to Senicianus, was found in Silchester. It’s now on display in The Vyne. Its fame derives from the archaeologist Mortimer Wheeler consulting Tolkien on it in the ‘20s. Tolkien was inspired by the idea of a lost cursed ring & the rest is literary history. 🕰️C4thAD
youtu.be/sY9nfEcE7bo Also even solo the electric organ doesn't have to be heartless, there's people who've done crazy things with them like this probably stolen video of a girl who did all the instruments in Star Wars on one somehow.
Star Wars played by amazing Japanese girl - Electone
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If I won the lottery I would hire an interior designer and just say “Columbo murderer” while waving my hand around my home office.
Just remembered an old anecdote about Cary Grant - story goes he was in his agent's office & a telex came up on the tele-printer from a journalist asking "How old Cary Grant?". He replied back: "Old Cary Grant fine thank you". PS – North by Northwest, still one of the best films of all time IMHO.
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
Have you considered being a bat for hot bat summer? Picture of me on Anthrocon's roof for #fursuitfriday 🧵Suit by @poeproductions.bsky.social 📸 by @kurrikage.me
one of my favorite things about pinball at SGDQ was watching folks' reactions to nudging and bumping the machine and introducing them to the mechanics of it. leave it to *speedrunners* of all people to think that nudging/tilting the machine is uncouth & cheaty 😅 most ppl eventually came around :)