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Seinfeld should have had an episode where Elaine dated a guy whose only defect was that he did the jerk-off motion at waist level.
If i was a singer i would dedicate my songs to the good poop I had that morning.
I suppose I should hate catholics more than evangelicals, considering the former have probably have a worse impact on my life, but at least their churches are pretty.
Villain: But mr. Bond, how did you manage to take your antidote pill? You had no water! Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
There's gotta be some people asking chatgpt to rate their dicks.
(to the tune of british soccer fans) On January 6th On January 6th Where were you all On January 6th
(to the tune of british soccer fans) When you are dead When you are dead We'll all be so happy When you are dead
i pray one day there won't be a safe place for ICE agents to hide from what they've done
Prem Thakker ツ@premthakker.bsky.social · 7mo agoHow much more in your face can it be? "Why are you asking me for my paperwork?" "Because of your accent." "You have an accent too." "Where were you born sir?" "Where were you born at?" "Put your hands behind your back."
I genuinely don't think he's gonna die just by the secreting it.
No rights have been restored to Venezuelans. So far there's has been only one consistent message from the US: we rule now.
Being positive, it's unlikely that Venezuela invades Guyana at this moment.
It's the end of the pretension of the existence of international law.
Type of girl that spawns in your life somehow when you don't have a job.
I'm not saying put the Christ back in Christmas but maybe camels would be fun.
Zooey Deschannel has always been great, you haters are just lame.
There was plenty of incompetence going around in Germany and Italy in the 30's too.
Villain: But mr. Bond, how did you manage to take your antidote pill? You had no water! Me as James Bond: Aha, well, you see, I just made a bunch of spit and used that as a lubricating agent
I think there's enough evidence out there to pinpoint the exact moment when Donald heard for the first time the word "affordability" and thought "huh, I get it, like being able to afford stuff".
The Bayeux Tapestry is a great historical artifact but a lousy graphic novel.
This place seems like dirtbag left central. I'm going back to the Wine Mom site, thank you very much.