Orthanc

@orthanc.nz

Semi-professional bad influence, secret santa imp, comfort food influencer, and all around good guy, He/Him, Orthanc of the Bluesky. Tāmaki Makaurau

So if they fire Winston and he withdraws his support, surely this close to the election the opposition would do a "We'll support you to continue under caretaker rules, but no more urgency you fuckers" rather than actually bringing down the government or are we still too FPP brained for that?

Well on the bright side maybe we'll have to hear less tales of people who are going to flee what's happening to New Zealand, the mythical island in there dreams where there is no racism, no bigotry and everything is perfect with a leader who gives a shit about ordinary people.

I get a little bit frustrated with the "we should ban AI datacentres" discourse. Not because I want them, buf because they're really not special as a category. If our planning stuff can't handle making sure industrial use handles externalities it's not fit for purpose.

So apparently we've reached the point where Don Brash, Don Orewa Speach Brash, Don Too Racist for the National Party Brash says someone's racism has gone too far. What world are we living in.

Some say doing the same thing and expecting a different result is madness. But doing the same thing and expecting the same result of paying off your mates while claiming this time there will be a different result is the National Party way.

On the one hand I think ruling out working with anyone should be limited to the extreme "they're nazis and even if we could advance our agenda working with them the ends doesn't justify the means" cases and the gallery should stop even asking outside those cases.

My back of the envelope math says this migration will take around 25 days, so why am I fighting the same urge to check the progress every few hours?

I just have this idea that the government should probably be campaigning on the basis of what it's done, where as the opposition should campaign on what it would do differently. It's very werid to see the government campaigning on what it would do differently.

Possibly as contentious as peas or no peas, but brussel sprouts roasted in the beef dripping are goodness.

A small sirloin roast in a cast iron pan surrounded by brussel sprouts.

Loot dropped after defeating me: - several old pens that are good to fidget with but one is cursed and will cover your hands with ink - 5 outdated laptops that are totally still good if you run a low power Linux distro - 12 Bluesky accounts - a real life 🥺 so you feel bad about defeating me

Nomnomnom de Plume@verbscape.bsky.social · 2w ago

Loot dropped after defeating me: - Chainmail pliers - Can of raspberry lemonade flavoured V - Phone charging multi-cable - Something rainbow - Trick question, no one knows because no one's ever defeated me.

I'm not really a creative, but posts like this make me really happy when I realise people like something I built. If you enjoy something someone made, tell them, you'll probably make their day.

A Bluesky thread, the posters have been annonomysed

Post 1: I found a non chronological bsky feed that'll help me catch up on posts, which was the main thing dragging me back over to twitter! We are sooo back

Post 2: oo?

Post 3: yesss it's the catchup feed by orthanc.nz!

Odysseus, reincarnated into the modern era found work as a tech reviewer. One day he ran into the reincarnation of Paris, feeling a little bad about the whole horse thing he passed on the new iPhone he'd just been reviewing... 1/2

I'm old enough to remember when spag bol and lasanga were adventurous italian food. When white rice, rapid boiled and then rinsed under the cold tap, was exotic. It's really not that long ago.

The complete YOLO nature of my work mixed with the mature and robust engineering practice that allows me to YOLO safely amuses me sometimes. Today I kicked off a migration affecting every customer, it will probably run for a few weeks before it's done.

I am once again begging politicians to her some kind of advice from people who understand things before talking about things. Apart from the general stupidity of banning vpns, they're used for so much more than watching Netflix in another country.