Never seen a 3-run sac fly before

This is the most Mariners the Mariners have ever Marinered

Lowest confidence AB I’ve ever seen from Cal

Trail Blazers marketing team really leaning into ‘oops all guards’

I think the Onion spies on me

I will buy Tom Dundon out for $3 billion. But I will need a $3 billion loan with very friendly terms because of Antifa in Portland

My kid just told me (mens) MLS players wear sports bras with heart rate monitors built in. Color me unconvinced

Worst Slide Ever Award goes to Nayls

I love my alma mater

Tom Dundon is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

GOTDAMMIT

Argentina can still win if Mike Pence has the courage

Maybe the second time in my life I’ve been pumped for a soccer game, but I am

My son is watching the end of Field of Dreams downstairs while I’m working and I’m tearing up while not even in the room

This whole NBA postseason is doing nothing good for my opinion of Wemby

Let’s go Beavs!

At a certain age, online dating is completely undignified… … I’m still doing it

Just met Coach Shep!

Cool start Blazers

Would we rather be up 15 or down 15 at the half?

Vit Krejci about to have his breakout game as a Blazer

In addition to cheap-o moves and the uncertainty of the broadcast team, this would make me question allegiances

A dub today would still be huge for this young Blazers core

I’d rather see us act like we give a shit before we’re down 14 with 2 min left

Someone check Chauncey’s phone records

Unreal

I have never seen a group of professional athletes collapse like this in my life

Mental error after mental error

Unbelievably bad possessions