Eon™ Your Inflatable Friend

@otter.toys

◈ A squeaky inflatable otter pooltoy ◈ it/toy • 30 • 🏳️‍🌈 • 🔞 ◈ @sprayporwave.bsky.social's squeaky pooltoy💜 ◈ i & h: @frengers.toys

more drone think, but about deeper aspects i think part of why being a drone hits so deep for me is because i get so anxious and being a drone would let me be useful and do things but with thoughts turned off so no anxiety, programming ensuring it knows what it needs to do too

intense drone feelings hhhh need to be turned into rubber, face smoothed over into a visor, mind wiped and reprogrammed with a task schedule marching off to begin the assigned item as the newest smart home appliance,,,

I wonder how many people got into rubber drones because they played lots of halo and being a mostly identity-less helmeted thing getting ordered around activated something subconsciously (at least one hello)

You swear you keep hearing them call you their "toyfriend", but every time you ask, they say you must've misheard... You think you've been noticing your skin getting smoother, shinier, despite no change with your skincare routine. You feel cooler to the touch - a welcome change in this summer heat.

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getting tfd into a pair of shiny glossy latex boots and teased not by being worn but by having both halves of your former face, now treaded grippy rubber soles, pressed and rubbed together, disorienting in the most flustering and enjoyable way