"did you find anything useful at the scene?" "yes we appear to have found the mobile phone of the murder suspect" "ah yes that does sound quite like important evidence to help us with this case. will you-- will you be bring that back to the station with you?" "yes i will" (actual 'dialogue' btw)

Ottercon@ottercon.bsky.social · 17h ago

it'd be cool if they made a version of the show 'murder 24/7' that didn't assume the audience had a mental age of 5 it's the whole staged 'real' scenario stuff, i can't stand it

it'd be cool if they made a version of the show 'murder 24/7' that didn't assume the audience had a mental age of 5 it's the whole staged 'real' scenario stuff, i can't stand it

love getting horny messaged by someone in the middle of the night who then proceeds to leave me on read after i reply in the morning

i think it’s time to leave one of the group chats i’m in for entertainment value because now it’s just some dude constantly yapping about how much they like weed

found it last night lmao

Ottercon@ottercon.bsky.social · 6d ago

the stud part of one of my piercings has fallen out, which is a tiny metal triangle. and i’m clearly never going to find it ):

i don’t know where all the silly cat videos went. my youtube shorts algorithm is now just stuff like THIS IS THE FUTURE!!! and it’s a 60 second video of a roomba picking up a flip flop and holding it in the air like a trophy

i didn’t realise jaecoo drivers had a bad reputation, seems like snobbery bs tbh

escaping the irish bar i live near by spending my evening in a different irish bar

made it to hull 🥳

did i say 2 hours i actually meant 3 hours 45 minutes 🙃

Ottercon@ottercon.bsky.social · 4d ago

forgot to make a playlist for my 2 hour drive 😭

forgot to make a playlist for my 2 hour drive 😭

once again wishing for a "mute user" feature on telegram

shoutout to the furry twitch streamer who had their bsky link in their bio so i could block their ass for playing the wizard game ✨

piercing studio replaced my missing stud for free which was cool of them 😇

is there a good app/site for finding cheap petrol locally? last time i used waze it was full of shit lmao

“no delays detected on this service” yet we are 5 minutes late setting off, very interesting

psa: being an atheist doesn’t make you smart

if you’re ever thinking about dating and/or living with a fox you should do your due diligence

the worst part about driving in the rain is people cutting in front of you super close and making it impossible to see due to the spray otherwise it’s super chill

Beware the Wereotter who stalks the riverbanks

in a bid to be a bit healthier instead of a can of coke i decided to buy a can of watermelon and strawberry sparkling water and i can honestly say it is one of the most disgusting things i’ve ever tasted

looking forward to going to my hometown this weekend and showing people that it’s not shit

watching a bunch of americans shit on someone for being bad at english 😬

we going beast mode 🌙 🦦 👀 this is so so cool, massive thank you to 🎨 @toadally.bsky.social 🧡

the stud part of one of my piercings has fallen out, which is a tiny metal triangle. and i’m clearly never going to find it ):

contributing to the latest mormon-flavoured drama cycle to say this is the most terminally online shit i’ve heard in a while i know it’s just started raining again but you’re still allowed to go outside

“holy shit it went down last night” literally nothing going on in any of my feeds lmao

inside you there’s an otter. please let them out they’re scared