Chris
@ottersf.bsky.social
Overthinker. Friend of all cats. SF gay. Unfiltered; IRL friends tread with caution.
I love seeing all my favorite Bluesky sluts posting about coming to SF for Dore and/or Lazy Bear. It's so lovely to have all y'all and your wanton whorishness with us for the high holy days. 🥰🥰😈
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18
Pater Familias
Alt: George Clooney saying he's the only daddy you got. He is the damn pater familias
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Lycan 🐺 (SNA 11/5-11/9 ✈️)@calycan.bsky.social · 2w agoWithout saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18 🫣
"The only American invention as perfect as the sonnet." - H L Mencken
Number of Teams messages I got in the first 120 minutes I was sitting at my desk: 0 Number of Teams messages I got during the 4.5 minutes I was up making tea: 18 😑😐😑
I don't usually wear wideband jocks because of the way my belly makes the waistband bunch up and flip over, but this old-school Safetgard was calling my name from the drawer this morning.
To further this week's tomato-related tomfoolery, tonight I have prepared a tomato tian for a "Julia (Child) and Jacques (Pépin)"-themed dinner. It will be drizzled in olive oil, minced garlic, and panko and baked until nice and caramelized 😋.
my lovely and always gracious late mother used to say “every death is a tragedy and should be respectfully mourned” and kids let me tell you she was very wrong
Officially through with my strep antibiotics! Who wants to make out? 😛
LOL how much bile do you think I could spew before "she" blocks me?
Despite the various quoteskeets asserting that eating nightshades turns you into a zombie, that salt is an affront to a tomato's dignity, that bread/butter/mayo/cheddar are unnecessary, or generally that their preferences are superior to mine, I am pleased to report that this slaps equally on day 2.
Chris@ottersf.bsky.social · 4w agoThis is your reminder that it's summer, so you should be sprinkling slices of an enormous heirloom tomato with salt and shingling them atop sourdough toast that's been slathered in good mayo and grated cheddar. 😋
It's never the post you think that escapes containment. 😅 Also people have really strong opinions on tomatoes and how you should eat them.
Chris@ottersf.bsky.social · 4w agoThis is your reminder that it's summer, so you should be sprinkling slices of an enormous heirloom tomato with salt and shingling them atop sourdough toast that's been slathered in good mayo and grated cheddar. 😋
This is your reminder that it's summer, so you should be sprinkling slices of an enormous heirloom tomato with salt and shingling them atop sourdough toast that's been slathered in good mayo and grated cheddar. 😋
Despite being intellectually aware of my competence, the impostor syndrome is hitting haaaaaaaard today 😰
::takes long drag off a corncob pipe, a stream of bubbles emerges:: Ah yes, this is just like the halcyon days of Bluesky's youth, when every Fat Cock Friday, image uploads waged an epic battle against the servers.
I tried to make one of those double exposure pictures but it turns out I don't have very many good close-ups of my donut puncher.
It seems I strained an intercostal during this workout, so it looks like it's only legs and cardio for the next week or so 🥲
Chris@ottersf.bsky.social · last mo.Was away from the gym for two and a half weeks but at least my bush still peeks out the side of my jock!
The 7x7 laser art installation in SF's Civic Center Plaza is so deeply cool! If you're in the Bay Area, go see it this weekend!
Having to take a magnifying glass to y'all's skircles because I'm not yet used to the thumbnail of my new-ish profile picture 🧐
Strep throat isn't what I'm usually worried about post-Pride, but hey, at least it's not scabies, rabies, or butt babies.