the richest man in the world is john money, the inventor of money
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future generations of teachers will probably use chris chan as an example to teach young children why it’s dangerous to share too much personal information on the internet
drake the type of dandy doodle to stick a feather in his hat and call it macaroni
> “i wish i had enough attention span for books” > starts playing a video game > realizes i’m not good at it or having fun > gives up and reads a book instead
terraria needs minecraft's creative mode, and minecraft needs terraria's journey mode
> be me > just had my first gynecologist appointment later virgins
sometimes i wonder what would have happened if america never did manifest destiny and just stayed the 13 colonies. do you think the louisiana purchase would become its own country. and all the land in the west would be separate countries run by the native americans. and texas would be part of mexico
fuck powerscaling, i wanna hear about power vector multiplication
Do normal adults usually invest money in the stock market? My parents claim this is something everyone does, but it feels like this might be a thing that I am being raised to think is normal but is actually weird. Like the poop knife reddit post.
HEY WEBCOMIC READERS! I bring you a hot tip from the far past of ye olden time webcomic readings! Webcomic corps hate you too, and your reading library could vanish tomorrow (like Tapas will at some point this year) Build your own list! If ppl don't self host, bookmark where they DO post!
🌿Elaine Tipping🍃@triaelf9.bsky.social · last wk.Until then, a hot tip from the 90's: Build a bookmark list called "webcomics" Order them by when they update in the week (drag and drop) Read down the list thru week. Add to the list as you find new comics. Can confirm, as a person who struggles with exective disfunction, this is easiest way XD
i just watched the first episode of the office (au) and it was kinda boring. it doesn’t really have as many of the iconic scenes from the other pilots. the threat of layoffs/redundancies is replaced with the “threat” of forcing everyone to go remote, which nobody actually cares about but Hannah.
wheatley gaming@outerspec.bsky.social · 2mo agoi watched the first episode of the office (uk) and then the first episode of the office (us). it was a surreal experience. i felt sympathy for gareth when his stapler was put in jello. he didn’t deserve that. i don’t give a shit about dwight though.
i remember in high school reading about a cool company that got bought, lobotomized, and subsequently went under, and thinking "why would you say yes to that?" i remember learning that companies have to make more in profit every year forever and thinking "well that's obviously impossible."
i’m at a pear phone, trying to call home all of my pears i spent on you
i’m pretty sure i’m not plural, but after reading about plual people and their experiences, i think i can understand/relate to some of them. “normal people” have one personality, and systems have “multiple personalities”, but i sometimes feel like i have “no personality”, if that makes any sense.
scientists are always saying shit like “oooooooh spider silk is stronger than a steel beam” but that can’t be true because I walk through spiderwebs all the time. i find it hard to imagine a person walking through a bunch of steel wool with that level of ease
when people talk about the capabilities of "AI agents" they want you to imagine the agents from The Matrix. however, i mostly just imagine the agent from Extras
There has been a great effort over many years to distance AI Safety discussion and policy from its origins and intellectual center, because its center is a sex cult started by a fan fiction author. If you want to be taken seriously you have to hide that.
i watched the first episode of the office (uk) and then the first episode of the office (us). it was a surreal experience. i felt sympathy for gareth when his stapler was put in jello. he didn’t deserve that. i don’t give a shit about dwight though.
The first statewide election where trans issues were in the news was the North Carolina gubernatorial in 2016 and it got their transphobic governor booted even as Trump won the state by three points
Gwen Snyder is uncivil@gwensnyder.bsky.social · 3w agoI keep seeing people on here being like "you don't understand, Texas isn't Bluesky, normal people have to hear that you want the trans kids sport genital inspections" ...if you think the voting public in ANY state is make or break on that pervert bully shit, maybe it is *you* that needs to log off
my dad: addicted to twitter me: addicted to reddit my little cousins: addicted to youtube our descendants: probably addicted to DunglePlort for Neuralink 2
characters that are pear shaped are 100x easier to draw and pose than characters that are shaped like the letter v. looney tunes animators knew this. everybody say thank you to pears for being so easy to draw
i wonder what would happen if you used testosterone gel as lube
me, going to an office: “holy shit, The Office is so popular they made it into a real thing”
why is their not more scalie mind control tf hentai of the shapeshifting lizard aliens who secretly control the government???? i need a reptilian baddie to brainwash me for the new world order