Mona Lisa Vito
@outofnames.bsky.social
World’s Okayest Lawyer™️ 📽️⛹🏻♀️👩🏻🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦 I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga. Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)
I think it’s kinda funny they’re abusing tf out of Mitch McConnell. If there was ever a time to victim blame, we found it. “It’s elder abuse, it’s elder abuse!” Girl, exactlyyyyyy. He deserves.
Our uber driver hit a curb hard and slashed his tire. The only place he could pull over was right in front of a sketchy extended stay hotel. Luckily he let us wait in his car until our new uber arrived. Adventures
In the current state of our nation it’s hard to decide who the biggest loser is, but I think Kash Patel has several strong arguments
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out, what's in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs "What's going on?"
The lawyers who are on below deck and act like that. Like. I know enough judges to know some of them watch trash reality shows
Has anyone else’s man suddenly lost his mind and started acting like a prick or ie it just me?
I’m f I send you this it means get the fuck out of my face
You ever selfishly get excited over something and then realize how selfish you actually are being so you don’t do the thing you were excited about?
Just thinking about the time I was in the same valet area as 2Chainz. I was waiting for my car while he dropped his off. I think I might’ve called him “Mr. Chainz” to his face. Everything happened so fast.
I was just a kid but why did we love flutes so much in the 90s?
Ok, horror world. Enough of the fucking AI companion movies. Enough of the AI movies in general. The world is making your point for you
He did this in like 16 hours. His stepsister stomped his brother and me but she is literally a celebrity so. 😂
A couple of weeks ago we went out with P’s younger cousin and her bf… her bf and I have met a million times at family parties but have never hung out. Turns out we were fast friends. And I don’t have many friends in the family. And they broke up.
P is fundraising for blood cancer research and awareness. Just checked his progress. 69. Nice.
I need recommendations for easy reading novels. I’m actually open to romance, definitely open to fantasy and historical fiction. But I need something I can digest after a long day at work (where all I do is read and write) and/or is ADHD friendly
Did I tell y’all Jimothy was at dragon con? I wasn’t. But TikTok made me see this and now you have to see it, too.
Asking one of my law school besties the important questions. Literally. What are we doing with our lives and degrees?
Saw an early screening of Practical Magic 2. It was good. But there were so many tight shots I felt like I was up Sandra Bullock’s nose the whole time
Dog woke up early with a poop emergency. Guess who’s snoozling and guess who couldn’t go back to sleep.
Watched the top 10 dogs this week late because of the holiday but I’m still in a puddle