Mona Lisa Vito

@outofnames.bsky.social

World’s Okayest Lawyer™️ 📽️⛹🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🍳✈️🐕🐈🥃🇺🇦 I listen to nu metal. And Lady Gaga. Don’t DM me. (“Just CHAnGe yOUR settInGS…” Shut up, you’re being tedious.)

I think it’s kinda funny they’re abusing tf out of Mitch McConnell. If there was ever a time to victim blame, we found it. “It’s elder abuse, it’s elder abuse!” Girl, exactlyyyyyy. He deserves.

Our uber driver hit a curb hard and slashed his tire. The only place he could pull over was right in front of a sketchy extended stay hotel. Luckily he let us wait in his car until our new uber arrived. Adventures

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed Just to get it all out, what's in my head And I, I am feeling a little peculiar And so I wake in the morning and I step outside And I take a deep breath and I get real high And I scream from the top of my lungs "What's going on?"

Just thinking about the time I was in the same valet area as 2Chainz. I was waiting for my car while he dropped his off. I think I might’ve called him “Mr. Chainz” to his face. Everything happened so fast.

A couple of weeks ago we went out with P’s younger cousin and her bf… her bf and I have met a million times at family parties but have never hung out. Turns out we were fast friends. And I don’t have many friends in the family. And they broke up.

I need recommendations for easy reading novels. I’m actually open to romance, definitely open to fantasy and historical fiction. But I need something I can digest after a long day at work (where all I do is read and write) and/or is ADHD friendly