TLJ: not all will be chosen, my nephew has discerning taste, but those who are...oh, nothing they've yet faced can prepare them for what's coming :3 SQQ, a little annoyed about CQM being underestimated: i think we can handle it ZZL, mortified and horny: master shen wants to...handle it?

NEW THOUGHT TLJ: I will surrender if each of the great sects surrenders an Immortal Master to face the judgement of my nephew He means its the Bachelor. Everyone else assumes an execution or trial. SQQ volunteers because ZZL will judge him the least harshly.

Shy, necromancerphiliac 🐍🥚@ovipositionary.bsky.social · 3d ago

*mulan i liiiiiive.gif* Obviously Zhushen Bachelor AU is amazing. I think we also need to consider Tianlan-Jun going "I will be happy to put my armies away if I can kill the old palace master and also Peak Lord Shen marries my nephew."

MXTXtober day 18 - snake 🐍 Had to be my bbygirl Zhuzhi-lang with a hognose snake #mxtxtober26 #danmei #svsss #zhuzhilang #art #mxtx

The Zhushen that lives in my head is basically just destiel eye-fucking with 99% less angst

Destiel Dean Winchester

Alt: Destiel eye-fucking in season 4

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Couldn't stop thinking about pathetic spider donut so I decided to draw him

Deviled Egg 🐾 🔜 Furpoc@hucklebutting.bsky.social · 3d ago

📿 Went to dunkin this morning and caught sight of this and nearly died on the spot laughing.

*mulan i liiiiiive.gif* Obviously Zhushen Bachelor AU is amazing. I think we also need to consider Tianlan-Jun going "I will be happy to put my armies away if I can kill the old palace master and also Peak Lord Shen marries my nephew."

lianzi 🌑🏞️ 负尽天下 不负你@dcyiyou.bsky.social · 4d ago

what if cqms sets up an impromptu season of the bachelor where they try to find sqq a suitable replacement asap to prevent him from getting back together with binghe. they have a list of requirements (must be strong enough to fight binghe (with backup), must be polit, must know how to cook)

This too is bingqiu

edeath@edithcharles.bsky.social · 2w ago

“Don’t stick your dick in crazy“ is an endorsement of bottoming to crazy

lesbingqiu..... #svsss #bingqiu

i think we should talk more about sj spitting into people's mouths

yqy poisoning the peak lords... and most of the sect... with a magical forcefem pollen

Eury | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 🔞@peerlessserpent.bsky.social · 5d ago

uhhhhh yqy gently trying to forcefem lqg so sj will be nicer to lqg

Amnesia plot where SQQ keeps the men around him must be his husband because why would they [do the things they do in canon] and so he can't let on he doesn't remember so obv he should kiss them.

Sometimes you just need 14 hrs of sleep

Adam. Por qué you 不见了？

good job Lyft for being less reliable than nj transit hashtag late nite bus adventure

Having learned some Chinese/pinyin has really fucked up my previous confidence with using Greek letters in stats

Great things to put Shen Yuan through: - Getting him drunk - Amnesia plot - Truth serums - Extreme stress or pain in order to protect someone - Mind reading/sharing - Political marriage

Who are we putting in the Julien Davinos polycule? That man needs to be collared and bred

Nothing like taking the bus from the bougie white suburbs to Newark to see the effects of a couple hundred years of racist urban planning decisions

✊🏽Happy Indigenous Peoples day!

Lightening and dying my hair at home for the first time. Meant to get ghost root but gave myself a pretty ombré instead. Most of all happy my hair didn’t fall out

Scene from a future CR4 battle feat. the Black Rabbits

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2w ago

Medieval Rabbits beating up a man

#svsss #zhushen zhuzhi-lang is a giant snake and he decides when the morning cuddle ends

Of course it must be said that any Great House that runs their own Magic Mirror shop is not gonna be short on sperm donors. Not as potentially romantic but incredibly effective otherwise.

lol schemers have 3:45 of pain and anguish and deadly rolls and seekers get bar games and playful kisses

Shy, necromancerphiliac 🐍🥚@ovipositionary.bsky.social · 2w ago

why can i not watch more CR4 schemers right now??? not sure i want to watch toylight

Me, spends 4 hrs fighting with Halloween decorations, screaming, with a 7yo underfoot, taking two long breaks to regulate: 😖 Husband, leaving his computer for the first time this afternoon: Are you still working?! Me: [kill bill sirens]

I helped with an event at work by drawing adorable halloween doodles and many people admired them

why can i not watch more CR4 schemers right now??? not sure i want to watch toylight

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Me in early 2020: I'm getting kinda bored of my fandom and really need something new, I'm gonna read about these Chinese gays I keep seeing fanart for on Twitter Me now: Why would I ever leave my danmei enclosure it's so safe and worm here

I finished the last CR episode (omg) and keep getting thrown when Brennan doesn’t pull out the Box of Doom for the important rolls