I think about the guy who kills people with his dick guitar drill from Slumber Party Massacre 2 about 0.8 times per week.

White people who don't wash their feet are so happy the attention is off them rn

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 20h ago

Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.

7 years ago today, ‘Infinity Train: Book 1’ premiered on Cartoon Network.

Y'all the warner brothers sfx library is on sale, it's so fucking over. sound-ideas.com/products/war...

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I forgot that he shouted “And THAT’S what I think of HIM!” as he handed it back

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · yesterday

One time my mom was at Goodwill and she saw a guy go up to this poster, buy it, then rip it into pieces and give it back to the cashier. So my mom took it from the cashier, taped it back together, and kept it because she thought it was funny. It's been on the wall for 16 years. Art is context.

One time my mom was at Goodwill and she saw a guy go up to this poster, buy it, then rip it into pieces and give it back to the cashier. So my mom took it from the cashier, taped it back together, and kept it because she thought it was funny. It's been on the wall for 16 years. Art is context.

If you haven’t seen starship troopers, today is a good day to do it! While watching it, remember that it was completely panned, as for some reason critics at the time didn’t realize it was satire. Also remember that it came out *before* the Iraq war. It’s one of my favorite movies. So perfect!

The Spaceshipper 🚀@thespaceshipper.com · yesterday

An effective use of the full range of tools available at the time: animatronics, practical models, CGI, stop-motion... The DID (Dinosaur Input Device) armature by @tippettstudio.bsky.social enabled stop-motion animators to produce computer animation without learning animation software programs.

One time my mom was at Goodwill and she saw a guy go up to this poster, buy it, then rip it into pieces and give it back to the cashier. So my mom took it from the cashier, taped it back together, and kept it because she thought it was funny. It's been on the wall for 16 years. Art is context.

The inferiority complex everyone has with California and LA is palpable every time I travel to more rural parts of the US. It's subtle, but always there. There's always a conversation where someone has to rag on it somehow, even just a little bit. Like a small dig, and I have to accept it.

I made Among Us TV show paintings that you can have! They're right here: www.owendennis.com/store Please enjoy!

have to remember this is my default reading mode when recommending books to other people

I only get to eat White Castle about once a year or so and today was the day and it was wonderful.

I would buy every single disc that vinegar syndrome releases if I was some kind of crazy billionaire. All of them.

Update: 1) Shrinkflation has hit cheese curds. 2) Shrinkflation has hit cookie buckets. 3) Shrinkflation has not hit cows. They’re still very large.

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 4d ago

Going to the county fair tomorrow that, according to Wikipedia, is part of my origin story:

Update: 1) Shrinkflation has hit cheese curds. 2) Shrinkflation has hit cookie buckets. 3) Shrinkflation has not hit cows. They’re still very large.

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 4d ago

Going to the county fair tomorrow that, according to Wikipedia, is part of my origin story:

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

There are nine (9) paintings left! 9 out of 33! The rest were gone in two days! Get the last few while you can!

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 5d ago

I made Among Us TV show paintings that you can have! They're right here: www.owendennis.com/store Please enjoy!

Going to the county fair tomorrow that, according to Wikipedia, is part of my origin story:

Oh dang these things are selling out fast! More than half have been sold in less than 24 hours! Thank you so much! www.owendennis.com/store #amongus #amongusshow #art #fanart

A thing that is annoying about my career is that every time I read a comic or a book there’s a part of my brain constantly going “can I can adapt this into something somehow?” because those are often the only things that get made and I need a job. It’s like everything I read has an ulterior motive.

Going to the county fair tomorrow that, according to Wikipedia, is part of my origin story:

Fuuuuuuucking private equity strikes again. I would pick up dozens of nut rolls and nut goodies every time I went back to Minnesota! I’m so mad right now! www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Pearson’s Candy Company to shut down St. Paul plant

Pearson’s Candy Company told Minnesota officials it will permanently shut down the West Seventh Street plant and lay off about 80 employees at the end of September.

mprnews.org

Owen Dennis, creator of Infinity Train, is coming to MomoCon 2027!

Having not really tried to sell my own art publicly in about 20 years, this feels very gratifying and empowering. Maybe I can make original stuff to sell next? I dunno! This is very nice! I feel good for once in my god damn life!

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 5d ago

Oh dang these things are selling out fast! More than half have been sold in less than 24 hours! Thank you so much! www.owendennis.com/store #amongus #amongusshow #art #fanart

Oh dang these things are selling out fast! More than half have been sold in less than 24 hours! Thank you so much! www.owendennis.com/store #amongus #amongusshow #art #fanart

It's crazy how not worried I am about ever having to prove that my work isn't AI. I have many versions of everything I ever make, I have sketches underneath or pre-writing thoughts, outlines, what-have-you. I can defend and discuss every word I've ever written. I'm just not worried about it.

Also, I would appreciate if you could share this on the other social media sites or sharing with Among Us fans! I mostly just use bluesky and that's it. I don't even know how social media works anymore and soon I will die in a grave of my own making.

Owen Dennis: Infinity Train/Among Us Show creator@owendennis.com · 5d ago

I made Among Us TV show paintings that you can have! They're right here: www.owendennis.com/store Please enjoy!

Among Us character paintings are a success! I should start painting other stuff too I guess? www.owendennis.com/store I dunno. Blade? Should I paint a picture of Wesley Snipes as Blade? Stuff with Jesus in it always has a market. Blade as Jesus on Noah's ark stopping vampires from getting onboard?

I block or mute a lot of people because they had such a bad opinion that it colors all the rest of their opinions on other matters of taste, and I don't ever want to accidentally take their opinion to heart without remembering that they have a history of bad opinions.