Wresting Trans-Face

@oxmounter.bsky.social

I can take off a sports bra while driving a stick shift. At any given moment my boob to peanut butter cup ratio (by volume) is likely at parity. (I eat a lot of peanut butter cups) Psych researcher and data nerd.

As we approach the fall, the days get shorter, the weather gets a little cooler, the air crisper, and I am reminded that the greatest gift of transition is that I never again have to pretend that I give a flying fuck about American football.

Name three albums you can listen to with no skips: Metallica - Master of Puppets Dragonette - Fixin’ to Thrill Miles Davis - Milestones These three popped in my head because I just listened to them. I tend to appreciate an album as a compositional work; there’s a bunch more I could name.

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Answer: Steffi Graf, Nadia Comăneci, and Mary Decker “What are the given names of the three blackheads I got in rehab almost 5 years ago that won’t go away and are infuriatingly positioned on my nose so that I can’t pop them”.

I couldn’t find my purse. Looked all over for it. Checked the car, the truck, all the usual places in my house. It’s 2 paperbacks, wallet and an umbrella huge. Turns out the cat asleep on the dining room chair was not in fact a cat asleep on the dining room chair. Friends, I found my purse.

There needs to be a universal trans hand gesture for “Im 80% sure you’re trans too so I wanted to say you look amazing and if you want to chat that would be awesome but no pressure and also I’m totally not hitting on you but that door is also open I’m just acknowledging our shared experience”.

The thing about “Bluesky is dying” trending periodically is it like 100% coincides with me shaving my legs. It kinda freaks me out; like am I causing it? Is my depilatory routine an omen? But if I really look at the correlation, the obvious conclusion is that I just need to get laid more.