ok freaks (cottage cheese enjoyers) what are we putting on this to make it better? and don’t say ketchup
oysterstu
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meatball-in-the-making chicago https://linktr.ee/oysterstu
can we talk about how crazy it is that Taco Bell will sell you a nachos Bell grande without a fucking fork? 
when gaga said Ew in the bridge on judas i really felt that
if you’re out here putting olive oil on ice cream i know you’re annoying to be around but your friends won’t tell you
good morning, getting myself back on track after an injury. my need to turn all things into cutoffs needs to be studied
i’ve always said i’m a gamblin man (i’m listening to weyes blood in public as someone who tends to cry at music)
if we ever find out that hummus is bad for you do me a favor: don’t anybody tell me. I don’t want to know
I should not be allowed to take books onto planes because what do you mean I’ve lost the same book (2 different copies) on two different plane trips? And now I have to buy a third copy?
I know I’m a big guy but my god bike seats are so unbelievably uncomfortable, my taint doesn’t deserve this. check back in when i’ve swapped it out for the grandpa seat
oysterstu@oysterstu.bsky.social · 5mo agonew whip
are you sad? here’s a picture of parker posey so you’re not sad anymore
am i too late to have a crush on isabella rossellini? she’s just so cool dog
vacuum packing all my earthly belongings for chicago and honestly it’s changed my life (the vacuum bags)
lady gaga performing brown eyes for the first time in 15 years while on tour in japan is a very specific punishment meant just for me
finding out that i’ve been calculating my weights wrong for months lol
