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How partners gotta treat their millennial husbands when new indie with pedal steel drops :

When you're doing a mythology movie with ancient seers and don't get Dafoe:

How it feels passing the college students on Bixis on Maissoneuve:

How I'm prepping for the Odyssey:

When Phish+ drops the day of your family road trip:

I shoulda never smoked that shit now I'm at Bill Orcutt and Wendy Eisenberg duo

Baristas don't even say "salut" anymore, they just hit you with this look:

When the wife sees you putting more physical media on the stack:

Beetlejuice: What Are You Doing?

ALT: Beetlejuice: What Are You Doing?

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Me trying to learn all the Ryan Davis lyrics before the show in a few weeks:

Reading A Massive Book Meme Tiktok

ALT: Reading A Massive Book Meme Tiktok

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The email I get from the school when some kid has lice:

How it feels to have a pouch without a beer

I'd go to church if these were the body and blood of Christ and the hymnal:

Ishmael once the Pequod hits the Pacific:

a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .

ALT: a close up of a chicken 's mouth with a light coming out of it 's beak .

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P4K jokes write themselves now

Old math heads who saw Don Cab in '97 watching Angine de Poitrine get popular: