Shape of a Bear

@paddedcanuck.bsky.social

A lil tyke from the great white north. Content includes sleepy bear noises and absorbent undies. He/Him, 30+ y/o, 18+ content Big-ish bro to @lilpaddedprince 💙 but I’m good at sharing!

POV: you finally worked up the courage to try on one of your little bro’s nighttime diapers. Your heart races as you pull one out of the crinkly multicoloured package. Will it fit? Will you get caught by mom and face the embarrassment of a lifetime? You feel the diaper between your fingers…

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POV: you finally worked up the courage to try on one of your little bro’s nighttime diapers. Your heart races as you pull one out of the crinkly multicoloured package. Will it fit? Will you get caught by mom and face the embarrassment of a lifetime? You feel the diaper between your fingers…

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You wake up with the rustle of blankets moving and the shift of warm air. You mumble groggily around your pacifier “five more minutes.” Unfortunately for you, if given five more minutes you’ll flood the bed. Your caregiver lifts you up and buckles you on the changing table. Another day being a baby

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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

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It’s Diaper Hump Day! In case you don’t know what to do… I was being a good boy and made an example video 🥵🥴 there might be a sticky shot about 10 seconds in 😳🙈

We cleaned up too frantically for family coming over and left a bottle on the coffee table. I only realized it was there after dinner while playing board games. I grabbed it and hid it in the bathroom but I don’t know how they wouldn’t notice it or me. Nothing was said to us but I’m skeptical 👀

BigBroDonny@lilengineer.bsky.social · last yr.

Share your biggest baby-proofing oopsies! Baby-proofing in this context is trying to clean up your home so people visiting don't know how much of a big baby you are. I'll start with what the guys servicing my air conditioning saw 😅. (Notes in the picture alt text)

A bagged up wet diaper sitting in full view when you open the door to the apartment.