Making someone squirt so hard they end up 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐃 is absolutely an act of love !
ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ !
@paladicking.bsky.social
－; 【 Ꮲᴀʟᴀᴅɪɴ Ꭺsᴛᴏʟғᴏ 】ʜᴇ ᴘᴏssᴇssᴇs ᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴋ ʙɪɢɢᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʜɪs ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ .
⠀ 𝐅𝐔𝐋𝐋 , 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐕𝐘 , ugh it almost hurts to take a step. Whatever did he do to deserve such a fate of undrained balls ? ⠀
⠀⠀ Now that he thinks of it , yeah a lot of donuts can probably be stacked on his Paladick. ⠀
ᅠ The Fae Queen is gonna be the focus of his 𝐅𝐮𝐥𝐥 attention and there ain’t nothin’ she can do about it ✨ @imorganlefay.bsky.social should consider herself quite lucky ~ 💞 ᅠ
ㅤ 𝐂ute enough to swoon anyone he meets. 𝐒trong enough to easily sweep them off their feet ✨ Though , he prefers to utilize his 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐓𝐇 for an 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑-𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 over a cute princess carry. ㅤ
ㅤ People always have such a biiiig arrogant mouth to gim just because he looks like a girl , but that all changes when to come face to face with his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐃ick. ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ There , there ! It’s suuuper 𝐂ute , right ? Took a bit of convincing out of him to make Crane make it for him , buuuut she caved in eventually ~ ✨ ㅤ
ᴀsᴛᴏʟғᴏ !@paladicking.bsky.social · 11mo agoㅤ Wearing a new skirt , but it looks the same like all the others , it’s an inch shorter than normal ✨ ㅤ
ㅤ Wearing a new skirt , but it looks the same like all the others , it’s an inch shorter than normal ✨ ㅤ
⠀⠀ Goshhh , Chaldea is the 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐓. Even during cold seasons he can still make off to some 𝐒un 𝐁lessed spot and relax. ⠀⠀
He always was a proud advocate of no underwear beneath skirts , and with this summer heat incoming guess he was right to do it all this time !
He wears short skirts because they are cute , not because he wishes to show off his dick all the time.
ᅠ Just how is he expected to get out of bed early when all his mornings look the same ? Always got someone 𝐂𝐥inging onto him trying to get a 𝐅irst 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 of 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚dick before anyone else could. ᅠ
Slurping on his nuts is the most effective way of mana transfers , he thought this was known already ~ !
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ The 𝐇ump 𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din doesn’t ever stop. He doesn’t even know what that word truly means. He will just keep on going until his endurance drops to zero , even if his partner 𝐅𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐒. Oh , has he mentioned yet how Rider’s got nigh endless stamina ? ᅠᅠᅠ
What does a cutie like him have to do to have two hot women play tug of war with his nut sack 😮💨
⠀ There are women out there that are simply unable the become a mother despite a massive wish to— 𝐔𝐧acceptable ! Astolfo will see it as his 𝐏𝐚𝐥𝐚din duty to 𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐑 𝐔𝐏 those wannabe-mother’s gut𝐬 until they’re knocked up. It’s his greatest 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 gift ⠀
⠀ The sun’s out a lot more , so he’ll be making Luluhawa a bit more 𝗎𝗇𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾 by catching a tan over there. ⠀
The lack of lip service he’s getting has been disappointing. Should be fixed
He refuses to believe that there any tits that can fully manage to cover his cock. Prove him wrong.
⠀ His head is full of thoughts about some of the servants around Chaldea . . 💭 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭 ! 𝐒𝐩𝐥𝐫𝐫𝐭𝐭𝐭 ! ⠀⠀
😮💨 “ Sorry , what was that . . ? “ He’s too distracted , his focus is entirely laid elsewhere
𝘼𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙖 𝙔𝙪𝙠𝙞𝙢𝙪𝙧𝙖@snowdropwind.bsky.social · last yr."Ready to go on our little date, darling. . ~?"
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