why do I not own a fanny pack ugh i have nothing to put my shit in for this party tonight
Sissyphus
@paladom.bsky.social
Once, I kicked a ball on the roof & ruined recess for everyone. I’ve been atoning ever since. 32 / Chicago / Gay™️ / Marketer / Feline Father Paladin main since ‘08 Pushcart Prize-nominated poet Paramore is my favorite band
Just takes a little bit of THIS A little bit of THAT It started with a kiss now we’re up to BAT
I know it’s not sustainable but this current severe depression era where I’m only eating ~1k calories a day is doing wonders for my body confidence
based on these post Ula’tek raid quests I feel like they’re setting up some weird plotline where Arator learns to wield both light & void…
The resistlib accounts that reply to things with cringe quote images need to be eradicated from the internet
love that everyone left the club tonight to go look at the lunar eclipse together
ugh I hate leaving the apartment bc both the cats just stare at me with the biggest eyes 😭
r*cket m*ney ads piss me off so bad bc no one on this planet is paying “hundreds of dollars” a month on subscriptions they don’t know about
y’all I got 2 hours of sleep & have felt like shit all day but as soon as I got in bed 45 minutes ago my eyes decided to be wide awake. enough!
Sissyphus@paladom.bsky.social · 4d agolove taking weed breaks. i just laid in bed from 12:30am to 7am and couldn’t fall asleep 😍😍😍
Not Tim Curry too omg. Now I wanna rewatch Muppet Treasure Island 😭
love taking weed breaks. i just laid in bed from 12:30am to 7am and couldn’t fall asleep 😍😍😍
the sheer number of bruises I accumulate on my lower legs from bumping into furnitures, grocery carts while walking, etc., is maddening
cannot be the only person with a niche longstanding love for this song music.apple.com/us/album/lov...
Love Like This (feat. Sean Kingston) by Natasha Bedingfield on Apple Music
Song · 2007 · Duration 3:42
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they should invent a button I can press to instantly kill all the fruit flies in my apartment
can someone bring me like 3 taco and cheese taquitos from 7/11 thanks
I was born with a disease that requires me to eat an entire package of a gummy candy within 24 hours no matter how many servings it claims it has
need 2 be cuddled anyways here are 2 pictures of my cats bc I love them so much
started to go down the psychological thought spiral of what it means to be someone who can only top but also likes to be called good boy & be of service but then I remembered I don’t have to be limited by labels and can just exist with my quirks and find pleasure in just confidently being me :)
FDA recalling everything except for boypussy, kinda makes you think 🤔
guys guys should I bake chocolate chip cookies at 1am and embrace the whimsy of life