A warning to anyone who wants to get hanky-panky with Frankie.
paleobyte.exe 🔞
@paleobyte-exe.bsky.social
Pushing that fart desperation agenda. ✨Wedded to the fabulous @audacityjuice.bsky.social✨ Linktree: linktr.ee/paleobyte.exe_
Varang had some RDA rations, and now giant goth cat mommy can't seem to stop making thunder.
Holiday gift for Batty of her iconic OCs Kennedy and Landon. Their art had been a major inspiration for me, and it's great to see them back! Go give them a follow! x.com/muskygf
Frankie's been holding in a fart for 24 days now, and only has 6 more days to... wait... I think this is it... This is the big one! She's gonna blow! (4/4)
Even after 18 days, Frankie's still holding strong! I'm starting to doubt she really has to fart. The evacuation downtown is a complete overreaction. (3/4)
Day 11 of No Fart November, and Frankie still doesn't seem to show any signs of trouble brewing. Nothing to see here. Please leave. Outside. Now. (2/4)
Anyone order an extra large Frankie (human-style) for No Fart November? Tune in next week to see this all go well! (1/4)
I swear, some scenes in old cartoons stand out suspiciously like someone's fetish... Halloween collab done with my wife @audacityjuice.bsky.social, featuring her bunny sona Penelope!
Can't call myself a fart desperation artist without adding this wunk to my gallery. 🍊 Gift piece for the ineffable @sodawunk.bsky.social of his OC Casey.
Probably not the best time or place for that. However... Gift piece for the Maviest of Sharkies, @mavsharkie.bsky.social
Oh, suddenly we're all into horse girls now... 😏 Who's into fart HOLDING contests > farting contests?
Secret Frankie lore - Prior to being accidentally ported to our world by Pixel, Frankie was originally a no-nonsense fighter from an old fantasy video game. Even before her love for our modern food contributed to her issues, she had a famously gassy reputation.
Cheap and easy trick to convert any pool into a wave pool.
Guys, I can't believe this lost media has finally been recovered!! Seriously though, the amazing @inexo.bsky.social turned my silly little concept into an actual game you can play! Absolutely give it a go, but don't make Frankie fart! inexorablecompulsion.itch.io/get-frankie-...
Get Frankie Ready by Inexorablecompulsion
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Managed to uncover some of the only known clean screenshots from this game.
Did you know that in the classic point and click game "Frankie Blows It", you can trigger her to fart BEFORE the date? This however doesn't change the game's ending where she detonates in the restaurant.
Since my contribution to the Ideal GF meme is nearly a decade late, I've put ten times the recommended amount of text.
Clean version for any "Cells at Work!" fans that aren't interested in the purely educational ones. I've always loved anatomy, and red blood cells in particular. I just like lookin at em for some reason. #CellsatWork
As you can see from this electron micrograph, red blood cells are about 2 micrometers thicc. They often need to squeeze through narrow passages one at a time. That concludes today's lesson. #CellsatWork
Actual image of a red blood cell undergoing gas exchange in a tight capillary. It's imperative that they hold the gas until they reach their destination, but this one looks like it has hemoglobin E trait (AE), making it less efficient at gas transport. This will be on the test.
A little paleobyte lore: My wife and I are MAJOR Star Wars addicts. I've spent thousands just building an in-universe style home office. I also love girl farts. It's about time I merge these two obsessions.
Enjoy a Frankie today. Now in horseless variety. Well, mostly...
Been hard at work expanding the Frankie-Verse. Pixel is Frankie's best friend, and worst bane. The propensity for her magic to glitch is not only directly responsible for stranding them in our world, but also frequently leads to misfired spells altering Frankie's size/shape.
The sequel to "Frankie kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away."
A cute idea I had. It's very difficult for a centaur to use public transport. Frankie belongs to @paleobyte-exe.bsky.social ,go check their stuff it's really good ><
Trying not to fart at work must be more like an extreme sport for Jaws. (2/2)
