Palmer
@palmer.dugoutfantasy.com
I like machines, math, animals. aggressively progressive. Senior Machine Learning Engineer / Published Researcher Partnered Twitch RPG Speedrunner ⏰ | MasterDuel : BestMelffyNA
Lily isn't super stoked with the jersey but she will learn to love it
Crazy to think Gran Torino came out in 2008 and it's just as relevant
Bro tell me my wife did not buy a chocolate starfish baby toy
Just touched down in San Antonio after my one week a month on site in Indy. Really neat experience every time. Feeling good
Oh theres a bunch of nerd shit going on might have to peep it 👀
Lovely week to be here. Its actively over 105 every day this week back home lmao
If a pizza man is 4 hours late delivering a pizza, the pizza place takes financial responsibility. They dont get to blame the weather or being busy. Why do we hold Airlines to lower standards? They get bailed out by our tax dollars constantly...
Airlines dont do enough for autism. It's literally my most dreaded place on the Earth. I'd rather be in jail than have to go to the airport. Not being facetious. Seems the perfect place to allocate sensory rooms or something.
Politicians should be paid the median of the constituents they represent.
Of course more delays. Stuck in Atlanta for 5 hours now. Sigh. So glad we let the richest man in the world LARP as a government employee for 8 weeks, though. Seems worth it
My fault to anyone flying out of San Antonio Airport I shut down security because I forgot a beyblade in my backpack
Flying to Indy today. Be there Sun - Fri Better get to some house seeing
One thing I've come to learn in Beyblade is that you THINK you want to gas it hard af when you playing kids because you can rock their shit But truth is you wanna match their rpms or you risk nuking yourself super often imo
My research paper finally getting peer reviewed!! So stoked. Never done anything like this since I am degree-less. Check it out here : professorpalmer.github.io/durable-stat...
What is One World Series worth, in a dollar amount? If the answer is a billion dollars then I think the Dodgers are way ahead of schedule.
Well damn, it's official... I've been shut out of Slack and my Macbook. We really are Indianapolis bound. Surreal feeling. Super nervous about moving, finding a house, etc. I'll be flying to Indy on July 18th for a couple weeks to sus it out.
The Mamdani Knicks speech might be one of the most hype speeches of all time. Its poetic on so many levels. And I say this as someone in San Antonio 🤣
