Two female teachers got into a fist fight over the gym teacher during school hours (one of the teachers was very visibly pregnant with his baby)
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 2y agowhat was "the incident" at your high school?
Buhlakay
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Who's that girl? What's her name? Is she cool? Is she lame? Oh, you're talkin' 'bout what's-her-name…
jenny tightpants@jtp.bsky.social · 2y agoThe gaggiest thing a straight man can do is wear a giant tshirt to the gym and then halfway through do a reveal into a tight tank top like okay gorl give us a show
Jagged Little Pill introduced the phrase “friends with benefits” to the world; the gays do not stan Alanis enough
Many of my queer friends in relationships put up with their partners initially being crazy toxic in the beginning and I just don’t think I’m built to accept that
As Plato once asked “am I actually horny or am I looking to escape my thoughts for a while?”
Gays be like “deleting ALL social media but follow me on insta! ✌🏼”
And if I shoved an entire bottles worth of komboochie up my coochie, what then
What is your biggest red flag and why is it mentioning Harry Potter and Disney in their bios on social media/dating apps?
When someone at the gym hovers over you and starts stretching waiting for you to finish at a machine
Leobylaw on Stan Twitter: 'Back Up A Little Bit'
Alt: Leobylaw on Stan Twitter: 'Back Up A Little Bit'
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Birthday trip booked and it’s one of the only things keeping me sane
A comment shitting on Nicholas Hoult doing better numbers than my selfie. It’s so over for me
Men on grindr whose bios say “don’t tap me” because they can’t take a compliment
Johnny Test Points to Green Button
Alt: Johnny Test Presses Green Button
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Another day of seeing the same post repeated over and over on my feed
Kris Jenner with her MacBook
Alt: Kris Jenner with her MacBook closing it
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Heading home from the function after only 1 drink and a bite of an edible in my 30s
Reading a tv show review and just getting the most dreadful vibes from the culture critic like some of you bitches really just hate fun
Gays really came here to amass 10,000+ followers and get 1,000+ likes on every selfie only to claim boredom and go back to Twitter
Men with visible abs and bicep veins labeling their bodies “average” on the apps
Muted a reply gay ages ago and now every post has hidden comments under it like a little christmas surprise to ignore
Half of my small company has quit in the few months since the new president’s appointment and she tells me she expects me to step up when I’m already underpaid with a job title that doesn’t match my duties? And then suggests she doesn’t want me to quit? Okay, mam
The benefits of technology seem to outweigh the negatives less and less the further along we go. Maybe we start chilling tf out and roll back some tech initiatives
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 3w agoAmerican Airlines flights are grounded nationwide due to an IT outage, an FAA advisory says
Why is it so hard to find good help (a reliable fwb who respects you as a person but disrespects you in the bedroom)
Came back from vacation to see my gym got rid of yet another lower body machine (hip thrust). Misogyny and homophobia strike again 😞
Not to be that friend who is too woke but that “computah” meme coming from a guy recording strangers with his AI glasses? I’ll pass on that one
