PanicStricken
@panicstricken.bsky.social
I learned everything I needed to know about loyalty and how to treat people from my dog. (Columbus, OH)
Aliens: -Highly advanced intellectually -Develop sophisticated technology to explore the cosmos -Observe peacefully before acting Humans: -Barely smart enough to convince half our populace that we're destroying our planet -We then pick up the pace I'm ready to submit to our alien overlords!
Hey Gen Z! Wanna see me make a buncha OLD people salivate? 🎶 Fish heads, fish heads... Rolly polly fish heads.. Fish heads, fish heads... Eat them up...
Anyone else disappointed Lola wasn't introduced until Looney Tunes were essentially over? (It took them more than 60 years to create their first significant female character. And no, the black cat that existed only to reject Pepe Le Peu's advances doesn't count.)