James Parker

@panoparker.bsky.social

Creative director and comedy writer. Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands

I'm writing on a new quiz show coming to Channel 4! I'm on the hunt for contestants with a passion for gaming. Lots of knowledge across various popular titles. If that's you, drop a reply and I can add your details to a production list. Any shares/tags are more than welcome!

Ferran Torres won the world cup in Under Armour boots. 542 players in the tournament; 482 of those were in Adidas boots, only 9 were in Under Armour. We added the goal time to a great action shot and posted this with a caption going after other boot brands...

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Still thinking about Haaland’s goals. The guy didn’t even celebrate, just walked around like it’s a day at the park. Straight on snapchat posting selfies. He’s a creature we haven’t seen before.

Cape Verde’s goalkeeper, Vozinha, is now the most-followed goalkeeper in the world. At the start of the World Cup, he had only 50K followers. Imagine the amount of brands in his DMs.

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