I'm writing on a new quiz show coming to Channel 4! I'm on the hunt for contestants with a passion for gaming. Lots of knowledge across various popular titles. If that's you, drop a reply and I can add your details to a production list. Any shares/tags are more than welcome!
James Parker
@panoparker.bsky.social
Creative director and comedy writer. Netflix, Clickhole, Vice and various games/brands
Champions league twice. First trophy win in 70 years. He did alright in my books. Thanks for the good times.
Flew to Glasgow the same time as the commonwealth games, being three beers deep whilst surrounded by rows of athletes is a humbling experience
Ferran Torres won the world cup in Under Armour boots. 542 players in the tournament; 482 of those were in Adidas boots, only 9 were in Under Armour. We added the goal time to a great action shot and posted this with a caption going after other boot brands...
You know this means the final will be the deadest game ever televised
England getting called passive and then destroying one of the best teams in the world is pretty funny. Pointless, but funny
Saw a guy punching a bush this morning some people are taking the loss worse than others
I’m sat in front of a fan and complaining about the heat whilst some wimbledon matches are lasting five hours
Farage is stepping down to focus on being a full time bigot
Leave it to Trump to turn one of the best global relation opportunities for America into a cheating mess. Entirety of the world was happy to see Belgium teach them a lesson
Still thinking about Haaland’s goals. The guy didn’t even celebrate, just walked around like it’s a day at the park. Straight on snapchat posting selfies. He’s a creature we haven’t seen before.
Wonder what the HR policy is for arriving at work with a flare up your ass
Playing Mr Brightside during the hydration break to power up the english
Cape Verde’s goalkeeper, Vozinha, is now the most-followed goalkeeper in the world. At the start of the World Cup, he had only 50K followers. Imagine the amount of brands in his DMs.
Taking a dig at Sony getting rid of physical media, KFC just announced that their chicken is only available as a PNG from now
I need everyone to apologise for what they said about gordon