Remember when it seemed like every movie had bloopers? So glad to see they're bringing them back 😅

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Today marks 1 month without nicotine. I feel like celebrating! Think I'll have a cigarette. Just kidding 😅 How about 50% off my OF 😉 onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude Just posted a blooper reel from the ole anti smoking PSA. Here's a sneek peek 😉

There's a certain image of the spider guy going around (pretty sure it's ai) so I decided to make my own version. I'm obviously not quite as caked 😅But, maybe you'll appreciate my spin on it 🕸 😉

I just realized I forgot an essential part of the coach outfit yesterday, the Sports hat! Going to have to wear it tonight at 8 PM EST for the gooning session, onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude BTW last day to grab 50% off 😉

Coach blew his whistle a little too hard I think 😅 💨 Hope you like this new coach clip! Been a while since I've done a vid like this! Let me know what you think of the fx 😉 BTW sale for the OF ends tomorrow! Get a month for just $4 😘 onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude

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I made a new version of the ole wizard wardrobe malfunction! 💥 Can you tell how I achieved this "doubling" effect? Hint: jocktribe.com/products/roo... 🍆🍆🤭

Little throwback to when I experimented with datamoshing as a reveal transition. I think it makes for an interesting dissolving effect! Might have to try making a new one 😄 What do you guys think?

Thanks to all who tuned in last night for my exclusive gooning stream on onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude Full video is up and also I just started a 50% off sale for now thru the end of the month 😉 Claim for a full month for just $4 🥳

Today ended up being the hottest day of the year. Got up to about 110f 🥵 So, these super short running shorts were very necessary. Had to switch to the more breathable pair though. And then before I knew it, I wasn't wearing much at all 😅

I made a new version of the ole wizard wardrobe malfunction! 💥 Can you tell how I achieved this "doubling" effect? Hint: jocktribe.com/products/roo... 🍆🍆🤭

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I have good news! I made it home from my trip, & a special package came today! I'll be unboxing it on stream tonight @ 8pm EST on joystick.tv/u/pantsed_dude It's from a new affiliate I'm collaborating with jocktribe.com/products/roo... I'm excited to share it with you guys! & goon 😄

I'll be home in just 4 days! Hopefully by then I'll have teleportation figured out, because I'm really not looking forward to the flight and then drive home. Even a slight malfunction like this would be a fair compromise 🤭 What do you guys think? 😅

What's upshorts? I mean... what's up? Sorry, Freudian slip 😅

Alright! The new Gamer Bro is happening tonight in just 1 hour! (8PM EST). Hope you can make it, and yes, it's free, and there will be gooning at the end 😉https://joystick.tv/t/u/Pantsed_Dude?t=03367e27

Sorry to postpone tonight's stream, but I'm going to try tomorrow night instead. Today started great but suddenly I feel exhausted 😴 I think the sleep deprivation over the last couple weeks has caught up with me. And yes I mean a long rest without any rude awakenings like this 😅

When I first made this clip, I wasn't a smoker or much into nicotine, but shortly after I moved to AZ, for some reason I decided to pick it up 😬 Today is one week nicotine free, & I feel so much better! Also wanted to do a 50% sale in celebration onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude 😊

Happy 4th! Be careful with those fireworks tonight, folks 😅 🎆🎇

"What a lovely day! The birds are out and singing. Oh...what's that? I think I see a pecker!" 😅

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How are you keeping cool during the heat wave? I find a well placed fan helps! What about you guys? 😅

Someone started a rumor that my pants were free, and then this happened 😳No they're not free give them back! 😫

Thanks again to all who tuned into last night's show! There were a few technical difficulties & like at the end I was planning to cum but just couldn't quite & I think I jinxed myself😅 Anyway, still got a full episode of highlights on the OF. & new cum vid cumming next Friday 😉

New Crypto Bro Show tonight at 8 PM EST 🕹 joystick.tv/t/u/Pantsed_... Highlights will be up on my OF (Just started a 50% off sale from now til the end of June 🎆 onlyfans.com/pantsed_dude Hope you can make it! Feel free to play along or just watch the show. & yes, gooning after 😎

Crypto Bro returns this Saturday at 8 PM EST. Hope you can tune in joystick.tv/t/u/Pantsed_... ❤

I've never been very good at Search and Destroy missions, but I have an idea to make them better. The objective is to destroy the enemies pants 💥👖 Finally a real objective worth fighting for and not just "blow up this pile of stuff" 😌

I found my old compression shorts! It's amazing how well it hides my bulge, you can hardly see a thing! 😌

I hate it when my towel gets stuck in the door! This time it really caught me by surprise when I stepped forward & my towel was completely yanked off 😖 I struggled to cover up while trying to free my towel & it took me way too long to realize I could have just opened the door😫

The other day was super hot with temps reaching 103f, so naturally I put on my kilt, but then I fell asleep and wouldn't you know it, someone decided to play a dirty prank on me! 😫 Hope you guys like the new vid! Check out the bonus vid on my OF 😉