Anyone else had bother buying tickets for the Inverness game? I’m logged in but have got a ‘This event has no seats available’ every time I’ve tried.

This banner from Lillestrøm SK for their returning Judas former manager should be a blueprint for all clubs plagued by Judas former employees.

Women’s football is unlikely to ever catch up with the men’s game if they won’t even give the manager an indoor office. Phenomenal levels of disrespect. Would have expected more of a club of Man United’s stature.

In the end, it was the ‘ex’ that sank him

Anyway. The obvious answer is YES It’s sterile and you’ll love the taste

Ryan Marino, MD@ryanmarino.bsky.social · 12h ago

Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:

Can the @heartsstandard.bsky.social guys tell me if there is a potential fixture clash in Vienna? I’m assuming we’ll be playing Rapid on the 27th but heard there’s a chance Austria Vienna may also have a home tie that day…

Do @heartsstandard.bsky.social have any news on where the game on Thursday will be televised?

Relatable.

DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD

I take it the Benfica game will get taken up by Premier Sports? Nothing announced as far as I can see but the fact it won’t be on Hearts TV or PPV means there must be a broadcast deal…?

Commentator described Celtic’s double as ‘improbable’ - I guess that’s true if you make assumptions about refereeing that’s not corrupt. Even so, bizarre that the club with the overwhelming financial advantage winning a double would ever be ‘improbable’ - not like we built a huge lead at any point

Fuck sake man. I’m not sure I can even watch this on telly. 😱

‘Thanks’ for this Joel. Before this, I thought we’d get pumped. After this, I’m wondering if we’re in line for an event that will require counselling to get over.

Hearts Standard@heartsstandard.bsky.social · 2d ago

🎙️ Expert insight into Benfica 🎙️ @sked21.bsky.social was joined by @portugoal.bsky.social for the lowdown on the Portuguese giants. ▪️ Mourinho to Marco Silva ▪️ Transfer levels ▪️ Key players returning/getting up to speed

Sorely tempted to just get flights to Vienna but realise this will cause us to have our best ever result in Europe against Benfica.

Had a wee look at X Glowing tributes to Liddle from: Nigel Farage Julie Bindel Kathleen Stock Justin Webb David Yelland Richard Tice Laurence Fox The cunt’s cunt

It’s about as good as we could have hoped for. I think there’s a realistic path to group stage football.

Hearts Standard@heartsstandard.bsky.social · 3d ago

Heart of Midlothian now know their route to European league phase football. ➡️ Europa League - Beat Benfica and play Aarhus or Sabah ➡️ Conference League - Lose to Benfica and play Paide or Rapid Vienna.

“We encourage fans not to book travel until fixture details have been confirmed” 😂

Fuck me. The dog-whistle is a fucking foghorn here.

OK. I don’t think it was that outrageous a decision. I’m still smarting more over how we were cheated out of a historic league win and our final game of the season was ended prematurely by a pitch invasion. I’ll get therapy and get over this.

Hearts posting our potential opponents. I’d suggest we should aim to beat this Portugese outfit - the Europa league path looks easier.

Pin this to the top of Hearts BlueSky 😂

Everybody loves IJ@everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 3d ago

I will say that I can assume I'm the only person on this website that got served a court summons for calling the guy that ran Hibs dot net a paedophile because he constantly hang out with a 16 year old. Who then became a nonce. And got the jail for it. And now the original guy is deid. 😎

You know how Scottish football is so exceptional that you need someone who ‘knows Scottish football inside out’ to succeed in our league? How come Scottish teams are routinely pumped in Europe by guys who know fuck all about Scottish football?

Lovely goal from Motherwell

Who’s the boy, playing for Hibs, with the big beaver teeth and the spray-on plastic hair? Looks like Boyle but I remember his big farewell last season.

Mad to think we’re 4 days away from the greatest European result in our history.

Tynecastle is too small. That’s it It’s impossible to bring other people, get tourists in, have a bunch of friends sit together, get young people in. We’re storing up a big problem in terms of expanding the support.

James C@iguandonjim.bsky.social · 4d ago

Aah I came here looking for this! Thanks! I have been banging the drum about Tynecastle effectively becoming a closed shop and the loss of access for future generations for YEARS. There's also a philosophical question about what is an ST for

Seems like someone flicked a switch on the 9th May this year that said ‘punish Hearts fans’ Turn it off please - you’ve proven your point.