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Paperback Paradise

@paperbackparadise.bsky.social

The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d ago

Photo of a vintage science fiction book cover feature a man with a pleased face confined to some sort of space suit complete with a helmet and tubes that wrap around him. Title and copy read

GETTING THE SEMEN RIPPED OUT OF MY BODY IN THE FUTURE
A Science-Fiction Fantasy
"Unreal and incredible" - Milked Man Magazine
By Dornold Gornsworth

Genre is listed as Science Suction

Wilde Butch @wildebutch.bsky.social · last mo.

I talk about Crabitalism enough that it's a saved word in my phone and I love that about me Big thanks to @paperbackparadise.bsky.social for making one of my favorite jokes ever

Screenshot of Instagram post from paperback paradise a orange colored book with a giant crab demon eating hordes of people who are fleeing in fear the book is titled Crabitalism one a distant planet exists a new and exciting economic system Crabitalism humans go in crabs become more powerful!

Lou @louberry.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Left @paperbackparadise.bsky.social at the local little free library

Little free library with bookmarks saying “I stole this book from the little free library”

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

You know what time it is

Photo of a bookmark that reads

Congratulations queers

This bookmark is

FOR YOU

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Dicklosure Day

Paperback Paradise@paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2y ago

Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read:

THE ALIEN THAT
SUCKED ME DRY

A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW

BY DEVIN HERTING

LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

if you love reading give me a hell yeah

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Enjoy all 35 Paperback Paradise bookmarks for just $20 🌻🌸🌺 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...

Photo of two bookmarks

First book mark features a cute, pink, big-eared smiling guy beset inside a prison of marble. Text reads:

I have trapped god inside this bookmark and bestow his imprisonment onto you - DO NOT LET THIS MANIAC OUT

Second bookmark features a photo of a blooming rose and a photo of a waterfall. Text reads:

Books are like ammunition for your brain

Load your brain with bullets and destroy your enemies with your mind

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Thank you troops

Vintage pulp novel featuring an illustration of a man gasping for air as he pulls himself out of the water and onto the beach - he looks like he is thrusting passionately. Behind him a smoking plane is sinking in water. Copy and title read

He was supposed to fight a war, but he had sandier things to do

Beach
Humper

By Richard Sachs

A TRUE AMERICAN STORY

oh no he really is humping some sand while his friends die

"Questions the honor of veterans."
-Hump Magazine

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Photo of a book for children featuring illustrations of various animals. Title reads:

ANIMALS THAT OWE ME MONEY
(North American moochers)

By Chris Pissed

paperback Paradise Books

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3mo ago

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Photo of a bumper sticker that reads

I’m on my way home to LAY DOWN

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Photo of a vintage science fiction book. A woman braces herself against a wall as she steps away from a pink, fleshy ball alien with tendril eyes who leers toward her. Copy and book title read

Relationship is the only ship that matters to him

INCEL FROM ANOTHER PLANET

by Herman Baldsack

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Photo of a bookmark featuring a silhouette of a skateboarder jumping over Jesus on the cross as a crowd cheers

Text reads:

WITH GOD ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.
Matthew 19:26

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · last yr.

Image of a vintage book cover featuring a photograph of a giant hand pointing the barrel of a gun at the viewer as it comes through the front door of a house. Copy and title read

HE BOUGHT A PIECE CAUSE HE’S DONE WITH PEACE

GOD’S GUN

Say your prayers

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · last yr.

a classic paperback

Image of a vintage book cover that features an illustration of a hawk who looks slightly ticked off. Maybe that’s just how birds of prey look all the time. Title and copy read

I'll Shit Right in Your Goddamn
Mouth

Fucking dare me

By GARROW TALONFINGER
The Award-Winning Author of Don't You Look at Me

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Photo of a vhs for an episode of the Animorphs tv show that features a boy transforming into a dog. Titles and copy read

GOD’S PUNISHMENT

NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT

the inner thoughts of the child float around his transformation, they read:

What’s happening?
Sure could go for some dog shit
I eat dog shit now?
What did I do?
Wish I was eating dog shit right now

A promotional graphic proclaims

A boy turns into a dog and eats dog shit for lying

Part 1 the sins of children series

Back cover copy for NOW YOU EAT DOG SHIT

SOME PEOPLE
NEVER EAT DOG SHIT...
SOME DO.
God can see and hear everything
so when Kevin and his friends decide to watcha PG-13 movie when they were supposed to be studying God knew he would have to punish Kevin since it was his house. The next day before school Kevin suddenly morphs into a dog and runs outside to look for dog shit to eat.
He eats all the dog shit in the neighborhood and the neighbors give this hungry boy a round of applause for cleaning up the place. But when he morphs back into Kevin they are all disgusted. They call him Dog Shit Boy and tell him to stay the hell away from their dogs' asses. Every few hours Kevin turns back into a dog to eat more dog shit.
The only way Kevin will be free of God's curse is to figure out what he's being punished for, but if he can't do that before midnight he'll eat dog shit for the rest of his life!
THIS TAPE CONTAINS THE EPISODES
"DOG SHIT BOY" AND "GOD'S GUN"
PARTS I AND II
PRODUCED BY PAPERBACK PARADISE
A DIVISION OF PAPERBACK PARADISE ENTERTAINMENT

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 5mo ago

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · last yr.

really good book that everyone should read right now ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

Vintage book cover featuring a close up photograph of a woman’s eye in a hypnotizing gaze. Copy and title read

Could I Borrow

Four Thousand, Three Hundred, and Sixty-Seven Dollars?

FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON

"Reasons are like raisins - no one likes them."

A CONVINCING NOVEL BY YORE FRENDE

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6mo ago

if the drop shadow is doing this your book is haunted

Photo of a T with a drop shadow that is squiggly and tall as if it were a g-g-g-ghost!

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2y ago

Romance

Bild

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2y ago

book

Science fiction book cover featuring a tired looking woman with a tweaked out alien standing way too close to her face. Text reads:

"Hello Girl."
Did YOU Like
THOSE MEMES
THAT I SENT YOU
Volume 17 in a series of new messages
React to every one of them. Enjoy the memes and laugh. Smile when the meme is done.
What I like is funny and i am funny by proxy. by P. Lease Approve

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · last yr.

Photo of a romance book cover featuring an illustration of a man embracing a woman from behind, he (sexually) caresses her belly where presumably a baby is incubating inside. Copy and title read

She grew one

A Third Tit

By Debra Barrested

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Photo of a vintage science fiction book. The illustrated cover depicts a rocket taking off next to a man standing with his arms folded on top of a collage of images including a nude woman with her eyes closed and the head of an old man who appears sorrowful. Text and title read:

SO I HAD MY PENIS
Surgically Removed
and Launched into Space

Everyone is really disappointed

BY SIMON HASNO

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · last yr.

Vintage book cover featuring a photo of the US Capitol building. Text reads

Incredible
Locations
TO ENJOY A
HEART ATTACK

a Paperback Paradise Guide 1978-79

by Hergman Fundion

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6mo ago

Photo of a bookmark sitting atop a manga featuring a buff and powerful man (Raoh from Fist of the North Star) holding out his palm. Bookmark features a cute little pink mouse type creature with big ears who is smiling inside some kind of marble prison. Carved into the marble are these words:

I have trapped God inside this bookmark and bestow his imprisonment unto you

Do not let this maniac out!

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2y ago

found in a stack of books

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Photo of a bookmark feature a pensive horse with its mane flowing in the wind. Text reads

If someone tries to move your bookmark

I will destroy them

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 2y ago

books ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᶜᵒᵛᵉʳ⬇️

Fantasy book cover featuring warriors holding their swords, a man riding a cat beast in the foreground holds an extra long sword up. Cover copy and title read:

THE ONLY QUEST THAT MATTERS

WHO GOT THE LONGEST SWORD?

THIS IS NOT A PENIS THING IT'S ABOUT SWORDS

By PIRTH RASSLEMIN

review blurb: Not about holding your own penis. Realms Magazine

WARNING: NOT ABOUT A MAN'S PENIS

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Photo of a bookmark featuring a poor drawing of an anime guy with the text

I’m a manga maniac!

And I’m lonely!

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 8mo ago

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Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book The Alien That Sucked Me Dry, additional copy reads: a male alien blew me and it was so good I’m gay now

Back of The Alien That Sucked Me Dry featuring the following written message:

Hey dad, this happened to me!! See you at Christmas…