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@paperchase.bsky.social
i get points for existing and trying [M | 2002]
bruhhh I suck at sexting I just start typing in tumblr prose 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
wooow great job sonic. you ran so fast through the level (my house) and smashed my robot (my dishwasher). what a fucking hero.
One of my regulars at my last job killed a guy and after he did he came in and purchased from us
I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖
Zev: Carl, Donut, it’s pride month you know what that means Donut: huh. What Carl: do you want us to… fight gay bosses? What?
Toucan and I are having fun with that new game
Fuck yeah bro, Tomodachi Life. Streetlamps, vending machines, doing things in the retail version, mii porn, 20 hours in mii customization, its Tomodachi Life dawg it’s lit
! This thing is available on the eShop now, for the Nintendo Switch and Nintendo Switch 2 Systems!
“I need to make a slight separation of thoughts in a sentence” The humble comma:
Learning a lot about Heated Rivalry through osmosis because I wanted Dungeon Crawler Carl mutuals on tumblr
How it feels to talk with people about our OCs sometimes
He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!