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Paper Dan

@paperdan.bsky.social

Part-time ephemera and book dealer. Full-time cat-dad. Omniphile sad that I won't live long enough to learn everything.

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Paper Dan@paperdan.bsky.social · last mo.

I wonder if any of the cells in a malignant tumor send out a message to the effect of, "Hey. Maybe we shouldn't keep growing unchecked or this thing we rely on to live is gonna die. Guys? Hey, seriously, we should think about this!"

Paper Dan@paperdan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1: I'm a unitard! 2: You didn't tell me that being smart made you sad! 3: Awww. Why do I have three kids and no money? Why can't I have no kids and three money! 4: "Old Man Yells at Clouds" 5: We work hard and we play hard!

Tanuki’s Ghostie Revenge@tanukisrevenge.bsky.social · 2mo ago

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1: Duff Gardens hoorah 2: Your ideas intrigue me, I wish to subscribe to your news letter 3: Sweeeeet candy 4: it’s a perfectly cromulent word 5: A light switch??